SITE NEWS: OFF TO VEGAS!
10.14.09Oh, hello. This is me writing from the night before. This post has been set to go live in advance, because I’m actually en route to Las Vegas. For one reason or another, I’m speaking on a panel at the BlogWorld Expo tomorrow. I’ll be discussing the future of sports media with Kevin Blackistone of ESPN’s “Around the Horn,” Amy K. Nelson of ESPN.com, Bethlehem Shoals of FreeDarko, and the VP of programming from FoxSports.com, and we’ll all be moderated by the impossibly cheerful and upbeat Dan Shanoff. (Yes, it’s true: I am an occasionally semi-regarded sports blogger when I am not Photoshopping dogs into pictures.)
ANYWAY. Because I never rest, I will still be posting while I’m in the city of Lost Wages, but the amazing and talented RoboPanda will be here in the mornings to cover me until I shake off the booze-induced haze and Western time zone lag. Also, you should expect things to operate a little more loosely while I’m in Vegas, because work will be sharing time with my other priorities. Say, does anyone know if Spearmint Rhino has wi-fi?


Dan Shanoff sucks
So what’s on tonight ya jet-setting bastard?
are you excited to be sitting next to a girl for the first time?
Now remember, what happens in Vegas stays, in Vegas… Except herpes, that shit will come back with you.
I want to party with that puppy the next time I’m in Vegas. Could you imagine how great of a pussy magnate he’d be. Cute puppies are the next best thing to roofies if you want to get a woman naked.
SR doesn’t have Free WI-FI but I think that Sapphire’s might.
Get a group of bloggers to drop some of that internet money on a VIP Cabana at Rehab. I am the most anti-large-crowd-happening-scene guy ever…Rehab sounded like my worst nightmare. But I did it for a bachelor party and had so much fun I came twice just standing there.
And watch out for all those raving lunatic blogger groupies that will be at BlogWorld Expo. You know those girls are only trying to get pregnant for the blogger money.
City of Lost Wages? That sounds like something that Rob Schneider would say.
Hey Matt, little friendly advice… don’t marry any strippers.
I demand to know why that puppy is not wearing a cowboy hat. Or at least a pair of footie pajamas.
Take Cinci -3 over South Florida tomorrow and Boise -9.5 tonight. And go to In-N-Out burger.