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It seems like it was only just yesterday that we learned “Big Brother” winner Adam Jasinski got busted for trying to sell 2000 oxycodone pills to a government witness. Well, in case you needed proof that scripted television is better than its reality-based counterpart, former “Smallville” actor Sam Jones was arrested for his part in a conspiracy to deal more than 10,000 oxycodone pills. In your face, Jasinski.

TMZ has learned Sam Jones, who played Clark Kent’s best friend on the show ["Toke Black Guy"], was taken into custody by DEA agents who claim Jones was a “co-conspirator” in a series of major drug deals in 2008.

According to documents filed in federal court, the DEA claims Jones was the “Hollywood connection” in a plot to illegally purchase and distribute the oxycodone… If convicted, Jones faces up to 20 years in federal prison.

Dude, who the hell is buying that many pills? Michael Jackson’s already dead.