‘SOUTH PARK’ TACKLES ‘WHALE WARS’
10.27.09
As the Internet’s leading provider of “Whale Wars”-themed Photoshops, it is my duty to inform you that tomorrow’s episode of “South Park” will spoof the popular Animal Planet series.
In the episode titled “Whale Whores,” premiering at 10 p.m. on Wednesday, Stan and his family are spending his birthday at the Denver Aquarium, where they will get to swim with the dolphins, but the fun turns bloody when the Japanese attack, kill all the dolphins and ruin Stan’s big day. In return, Stan takes on the cause to save the dolphins from the Japanese. [source]
Oh man. I’m not a die-hard “South Park” fan but I’ve got a feeling this’ll be a good one. Dolphin massacre, cheap racial stereotypes, and young boys. It’s everything that turns your dad on.
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ya well sorry to disappoint all of you whale wars fans out there but the episode isnt bashing on the japanese’s senseless killing of whale, its bashing on the show whale wars and how the pretty much do nothing to stop the japs from whaling because theyre just a bunch of “veagan pussys”.. hahaha funny episode
I read your blog every day, and share every opinion you have, and even refer to you as my “internet boyfriend” when referring a friend to your blog. I have thought, “I want to have this man’s babies (then I saw you shirtless :-( ), but every time I come to one hurdle, which religion would we raise our children? “The Simpsons” as you practice or “South Park” which I follow, and I realize it would never work.
You kids are just too young. When you get weaned on “The Simpsons,” you can’t fall in love with another satirical cartoon.
Vince FilmDrunk and i live in the same world
“Japanese only kill dolphin because we don’t have big American penis. Our penis so small.”
In my world, “not a die-hard South Park fan” is code for “I like dicks in my mouth.”
They took your jobs!
I thought Whale Wars was the show with the fat bachelor?
I watched the season premiere thinking “man, these guys spent the summer watching TLC” – I guess they just spent the whole summer watching cable TV