Like most people, I’ve always thought of Subaru as the nation’s leading supplier of station wagons and hatchbacks for lesbian couples. But I have to give them credit: this ad making fun of the Snuggie is actually very clever, and it doesn’t even have any lesbians in it.

I like clever things that I understand, because it makes me feel clever as well, even though I have the analytical skills of a fourth-grader. However, that’s still two full grades ahead of the average American. America: where being less dumber are great!