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10.13.09 THESE BUNNIES WANT YOU TO GAMBLE

If you don’t live in New York, you’ve probably met someone from there who’s acted like it’s the center of the universe and told you it’s so great because of the culture and the food and the frenetic pace of life and the delicious smell of their own farts. But what you’re really missing out on if you don’t live in New York is the New York Lotto “Sweet Millions” commercials. You may remember the ad with the puppies in pajamas, but this one with bunnies at a county fair might be even better. Bunnies in teacups? Check. Bunnies on a slide? Check. Bunnies in bumper cars? Check. Bunny in a cow costume? Check. Bunny on a unicycle? Oh you better believe there’s a bunny on a unicycle.

With ads like this it doesn’t even matter what the product is. It could be for a bunny grinder that makes rabbit sausage, and I’d be all, “I have to get one! I’m gonna make the cutest sausage ever!”

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October 13th, 2009 at 9:58 am
wehavehair says:

I don’t care if I win – I’m buying tickets to keep these commercials coming.

October 13th, 2009 at 10:12 am
Upstate Underdog says:

I read the headline and was hoping for Playboy bunnies.

October 13th, 2009 at 10:22 am
ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos says:

@UU – ditto. But, to be honest, these bunnies are probably better conversationalists.

October 13th, 2009 at 10:23 am
AEVC again says:

I thought i saw Botasky from Cat Shit One in there too.

October 13th, 2009 at 10:39 am
whowillsexmutombo? says:

These bunnies make me WANT to gamble – on bunny fighting.
The black one is a killer.

October 13th, 2009 at 10:41 am
foreignspell says:

So much better than the bald guy or that creepy “little bit of luck” campaign. Plus, they’ve got ads at mass transportation stations, too! Pissed off about waiting 30 minutes for the bus? All of that anger disappears when there’s a puppy in pajamas to stare at!

October 13th, 2009 at 11:05 am
Enrico Pallazzo says:

I’m guessing that the unicycle bunny has forced sex with the baby bunnies.

October 13th, 2009 at 11:06 am
Kid Presentable says:

Quite enjoyable, but needs more Ric Flair.

October 13th, 2009 at 11:26 am
iwontrememberthis says:

“It could be for a bunny grinder that makes rabbit sausage….”

In a post-Giuliani New York, I don’t think you can sell sex toys on TV.

October 13th, 2009 at 11:30 am
iwontrememberthis says:

Having watched it now …

If Joe Camel was shut down as an attempt to get kids to smoke, how is this not an attempt to get kids to gamble?

October 13th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Strange Botwin says:

The lottery is how government gets some of the money it spends back from poor people.

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