10.07.09 ‘TO CATCH A PREDATOR’ NABS ROMAN POLANSKI

“Chris Hanson sticking it to pedophiles”

Hey, an eye for an eye.

Zima? Wine coolers? Who is running this site today, Bartles and Jaymes???

Chris Hanson is the main character in each one of my nightmares.

But also, we shouldn’t hate on Roman. He’s just a man. A creepy old French man who felt he had to have his needs met by a 13-year-old with, presumably, no boobs. So, like all the French, he’s clearly hiding his gay tendencies. That’s what an overabundance of mayonaise will do to the brain.

I didn’t laugh until the last second. But it was a hearty chuckle.

And jesus it’s windy in Brooklyn today.

Mr. Vodka,
If you can’t laugh at pedophiles and Chris Hanson, there is no hope for your soul.
Sincerly,
The guy who may or may not kick your ass later.

Easy there, newcomer. I just think it could have been executed a lot better than it was. Thanks for the empty threat, though.

Sincerely,
Vodka

This would be funny if Polanski’s defense of his actions didn’t make me want to grab a pitchfork, a can of kerosene and a lighter.

This interview’s actually from 1993. Schindler’s List is mentioned.

I found the one where Jack Webb schools him to be funnier.