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By: Jersey Dave

Jersey Dave — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 02:19:58 +0000

I bet Kate ran off wth some guy who works at TLC. The only explanation why they are sticking with her and destroying Jon.

They should have left the family alone, they had enough problems. Who watches these train wrecks? People who think the daytime talk shows don’t do enough of a deep job in raking people over the coals?

As for crime solving magicians, Hal Linden in Blacke’s Magic says hi. There’s no way these guys are gonna touch that.

The only “reality” shows I watch are Amazing Race (for the different countries) and the Dancing ones. The rest are all worse works than pro wrestliong. At least Pro wrestling is pretty open that everything you see is a work.

By: Jessica Dwyer

Jessica Dwyer — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:13:50 +0000

There are only two crime solving magicians I will even acknowledge:

Bill Bixby and Harry Dresden.

Fuck the rest.

By: CrabApple

CrabApple — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 00:35:12 +0000

Magic cop is nothing new to the black community.

Cops search their cars and when they dont find anything incriminating, it magically falls out of the cops pocket and into the glove department.

By: Punch Rockgroin

Punch Rockgroin — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:48:35 +0000

Remember when TLC was about learning?

By: Upstate Underdog

Upstate Underdog — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:40:48 +0000

I’m waiting for the show “Bukkake Boss”. Just a matter of time until it airs on Japanese tv.

By: Stinky Pete

Stinky Pete — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:38:30 +0000

In the pilot, he solves a missing person case using a giant box with a red curtain.

By: Seventy-Five

Seventy-Five — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:36:47 +0000

Nothing says creative like raping your archives.

By: kwanzaagecko

kwanzaagecko — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:36:44 +0000

well, for the magician, NBC still HAS to keep leno under contract somehow

By: Chazz_Goodtimes

Chazz_Goodtimes — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:33:37 +0000

Sure it will be awful, but I defy you to find anything on this planet that will truly test your capacity to hate more than the show on Bravo about the three effeminate shit-weasels who sell real-estate in Beverly Hills.

By: Kid Presentable

Kid Presentable — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:33:32 +0000

I’m a half-hour’s drive from this Hayes family. So, y’know, for the right price …