10.23.09 TRACY MORGAN CONTINUES PARADE OF AWESOME

It’s hard to keep track of all the awesomely insane things that Tracy Morgan says, and sometimes it’s hard to separate what he says with the things his character has done on “30 Rock” or whatever crazy thing he said last month. But I’m pretty sure that these tidbits from his Playboy interview are all new, never-before-seen insanity (via NY Mag):

On his hobbies: “These days I’m into bike riding and breaking water. I like breaking women’s water. If you’re pregnant and you need your water broken, you need your labor induced, give me a call and I’ll ride my bike over and take care of it.”

On his sexual proclivities: “I like f-cking ass! Ain’t nothin’ like the butthole. The ass is a delicacy, goddamn it. I’d put hot sauce on it. When you eat the brown hole, that’s when her toes do this.” [Sticks legs out and curls toes]

That’s the best of it, but there’s much much more at the Playboy link (yes, it’s safe for work, you pansy). He also breaks down in this interview on Fresh Air, but I’m not going to get into it. I’m just an informational filter, people. I offer no depth whatsoever. I keep things fast and shallow around here. Which is why the sign on the door says “NO FAT CHICKS.”