It’s hard to keep track of all the awesomely insane things that Tracy Morgan says, and sometimes it’s hard to separate what he says with the things his character has done on “30 Rock” or whatever crazy thing he said last month. But I’m pretty sure that these tidbits from his Playboy interview are all new, never-before-seen insanity (via NY Mag):
On his hobbies: “These days I’m into bike riding and breaking water. I like breaking women’s water. If you’re pregnant and you need your water broken, you need your labor induced, give me a call and I’ll ride my bike over and take care of it.”
On his sexual proclivities: “I like f-cking ass! Ain’t nothin’ like the butthole. The ass is a delicacy, goddamn it. I’d put hot sauce on it. When you eat the brown hole, that’s when her toes do this.” [Sticks legs out and curls toes]
That’s the best of it, but there’s much much more at the Playboy link (yes, it’s safe for work, you pansy). He also breaks down in this interview on Fresh Air, but I’m not going to get into it. I’m just an informational filter, people. I offer no depth whatsoever. I keep things fast and shallow around here. Which is why the sign on the door says “NO FAT CHICKS.”


He’s funny in interviews, but please don’t buy his book like I did. It’s painfully not funny at all. It’s like a motivational book that contradicts itself every ten pages like he’s the shining example of how to live your life and has all the answers. Really boring, and again, not funny at all.
/puts down lunch
Thanks. Didn’t want this anyways.
I imagine Indian and Latin women wouldnt feel a thing when you put hot sauce on them.
Irish women? They might suffer a 3rd degree burn.
I imagine the first time you put hot sauce on a woman’s (or a man’s. I ain’t here to judge) asshole will the be the last time that woman let’s you anywhere near her asshole.
My taste buds are way to sensitive for licking butt hole. Maybe the hotsauce would dull my taste buds for a minute for two?
i guess your mom can’t visit you at work then
(zing)
Tracy Morgan can get a girl pregnant through ass sex.
sting ring
Hot sauce on an anus???? I think he’s on to something there.