Comments on: UNAUTHORIZED ‘SIMPSONS’ BOOK = AWESOME

By: Uosdwis R. Jewoh

Uosdwis R. Jewoh — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 23:49:54 +0000

You wrote this book after they said no? How could you?! Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn’t hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze.

By: Capitol City Goofball

Capitol City Goofball — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 23:40:41 +0000

If this book teaches anything it’s that a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you’d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can’t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!

By: Homer Jay Simpson

Homer Jay Simpson — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 23:36:34 +0000

Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does that do me?

By: Artie Ziff

Artie Ziff — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 23:31:51 +0000

I told my friend to read this book. He tried once, but he got confused and thought the book was real. He’s still looking for that chocolate factory… It consumes him.

By: Nickjaa

Nickjaa — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 07:57:30 +0000

“More testimonies means more iron” – ha!

By: Mat

Mat — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 05:12:14 +0000

Damn, I got every single Simpsons reference in the comment section. I’m not sure whether I’m proud of that or not.

By: M

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 01:26:41 +0000

I saw this in the NY Times today and I just brought this from Amazon, like, an hour ago.

By: Strange Botwin

Strange Botwin — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 19:02:40 +0000

If you’ve ever listened to the episode commentaries (and I have, every episode, 12 seasons) you quickly realize that Matt Groening, while jovial and knowledgeable is not the writers/show-runners favorite dude. They simply tolerate him while he cracks-wise and talks about the bits that he vetoed or wanted to do, and how what the writers ended up doing was more successful. So I hand it to him for a bit of humility as he seems to know his place more than the blurb above would have you believe, but that doesn’t change the fact that he’s a bit of a tool.

By: Jesse Sans Rippers

Jesse Sans Rippers — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 18:11:35 +0000

More testimonies mean more iron.

By: Byrd

Byrd — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 17:20:23 +0000

I think this book might be the cause of, and solution to all of life’s problems.