10.23.09 WEEKEND LINKS: DOG EAT ADORABLE DOG

Awwww. Look at those husky puppies and tell me you don’t want to place their heads in your mouth. [Urlesque]

Hooray, abortion! Tonight’s episode of “Law & Order” tackles the hot-button issue for only the third time in the show’s two-decade history. [New York Times]

Kristen Bell and Jane Lynch will return to ‘Party Down.” You’ve probably never seen “Party Down” because it airs on the pay-cable wasteland of Starz, but this show is friggin’ incredible. I caught most of Season 1 On Demand recently, and it definitely took me for a ride in the ROFLcopter, as the kids like to say. [E! Online]

Maury Povich FTW. This is my favorite picture of the day. It sums up every awesome little tidbit of shamelessness in whatever Maury Povich has instead of a soul. [Best Week Ever]

Guhhhhhhh. Hey everybody! Do you like lawyers? Do you like reality shows? Great news! Now there’s gonna be a daily reality show starring lawyers! [Above the Law]

A little somethin’ for the virgins. New clips from Battlestar Galactica: The Plan. [Crave Online]

Lose some weight, fatty. ABC has ordered a new reality show called “Obese” in which disgusting food blisters attempt to lose half of their body weight over the course of the year. Tell your mom I said good luck. [The Live Feed]