WHAT MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER?
10.23.09The other day some news lady mistakenly called Jesse Jackson Al Sharpton. As live news bloopers go, it was pretty lame: there was no accidental swear word or or sexual innuendo or giant seagull. I mean, it’s definitely an insult to Jackson, who can be an annoying blowhard but isn’t quite the annoying blowhard that Sharpton is. But still: lame.
AND THEN. Someone done gone and added Keyboard Cat. And Keyboard Cat spices up a party like no animal since Spuds McKenzie. I love Keyboard Cat. It breaks my heart that there are people starving and dying of AIDS in Africa who’ve never had the simple pleasure of Keyboard Cat. I should really send them something to help out their dire predicament. Like a link to this URL. What, they don’t have email? Pfff, never mind.

The Reverend Jesse is looking less like Lando and more like Yoda every day.
@Vodka -No… NO! The correct answer is “tits”. Preferably, some like Eva Amurri’s.
Clayton Bigsby was right. We are winning the war against al Qaeda but losing the war against Al Sharpton.
I believe the real answer to your question is: bacon.
Maybe keyboard cat is the internet equivalent to bacon.
I heard a rumor the Republican party’s strategy for 2012 is a ticket of Romney-Keyboard Cat.
KC should have added a little funk for the good reverend.