10.09.09 WHATEVER: MARGE SIMPSON NAKED IN PLAYBOY

Playboy continues its series of head-scratching attention-getting ploys with this most recent announcement: Marge Simpson will appear nude on the cover of November’s Playboy Magazine, with an accompanying pictorial inside.

Sources confirm that the ambiguously aged, iconic cartoon TV mama will appear—naked!—on the November cover of Playboy magazine…

Hugh Hefner teased a while back on Twitter about a possible Marge-Playboy collaboration. We now can tell you that the Simpson matriarch will be featured in a three-page pictorial complete with an interview and a data sheet to mark The Simpsons‘ 20th anniversary.

I don’t want to sound too dismissive about this, because I’ve masturbated to every sexy cartoon from Cheetara to Bugs Bunny dressed as a woman to anything and everything that Japan has to offer. But the Internet trumped Playboy in a big way here. Go ahead, Google “Marge Simpson naked” or “Simpsons porn.” You will find a vast and disturbing tableau of the denizens of Springfield working over the former Miss Bouvier. It’ll F up the way you see “The Simpsons” forever. Like, really? Whose idea was it to make Bart have sex with Marge? I guess there are tech-savvy “Simpons” geeks even in Appalachia.

UPDATE: More at Topless Robot