10.29.09 WHAT’S ON TONIGHT: COMEDY BONANZA
The League (FX) — Series premiere. I’ve been checking out the reviews, and the general theme has been “crude and funny like an Apatow comedy, but without the life lessons.” I’m anticipating this show way too much.
Community (NBC) — Tonight looks like a promising Halloween episode. The USA Today guy thinks Joel McHale’s smugness ruins the show, while the New York Post lady admits that her initial negative impression was wrong, and that it’s actually a very funny show.
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (FX) — The gang stages a wrestling match for troops returning from overseas. Look at that picture and tell me you’re not intrigued.
The Real Housewives of Atlanta (Bravo) — Part 1 of a reunion special. Reunion specials: because making a reality show wasn’t lazy and cheap enough.
Tosh.0 (Comedy Central) — Ah, the karmic balance for Jeff Dunham. This combined with the lineups at NBC and FX means I now have 3.5 hours of TV to watch every Thursday. These people have no respect for my desire to go out and start my weekend early.
World Series (Fox) — Game 2: Phillies at Yankees. Living in New York, I’ve met a lot of people I really like who root for the Yankees. They’re smart and passionate people, and it’s given me some respect for the fan base here. But I still want to see the Yankees destroyed.
30 Rock (NBC) — Betty White and Jeff Dunham guest star in an episode in which Tracy Jordan freaks out about the celebrity death phenomenon. The only way this can end to my satisfaction is with Jeff Dunham dying.
Project Runway (Lifetime) — With “Tosh.0″ and “Always Sunny” occupying the 10 o’clock spot on my DVR, I now officially don’t watch “Project Runway.” Between this and quitting “Glee,” I’m pretty much straight again. Woo-hoo!

As if I wasn’t looking forward to The League enough, Jon fucking LaJoie is in the cast. Comedy boner spraying haha all over my face.