Sons of Anarchy (FX) — It feels like it’s been a week or two since I’ve given this show any love, so man up and watch this, or Ron Perlman and Henry Rollins will knock your teeth out and use your mouth as a vagina.
Hell’s Kitchen (Fox) — Season finale. That jackass British guy takes people less talented than anyone on “Top Chef” and chooses a winner.
The Hills (MTV) — Frankly, it blows my mind that the same medium that offers something as awesome as “Sons of Anarchy” can offer up a microwaved turd like “The Hills,” in which idiots are given story lines and expected to improv scenes — and more people will watch the turd. Sigh. This is why we can’t have “Arrested Development,” people.
Dirty Jobs (Discovery) — After spending last week in Miami, Mike is in Hawaii washing windows on a high-rise building. Hey jerk-ass, stop going on vacation and smear yourself in some more feces. Dance, you little monkey.
Dancing with the Stars (ABC) — The results show brought to you LIVE! Live TV: where your only incentive to watch is for accidental swear words and nipple slips!
2009 Hip Hop Honors (VH1) — Tracy Morgan hosts. That’s all I need to say.
18 Kids and Counting (TLC) — Hey, did you hear? The Duggars welcomed their first grandchild into the family this week! Somehow, the presence of infants doesn’t make me want them buried in a mass grave any less.
Late-night TV guest notice: Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger will appear on Leno, Conan’s musical guest is The Flaming Lips (hell yes), and Sienna Miller (rawr!) is the first guest on Letterman. I like her because she’s a dirty tramp. Later, Tim Robbins is on Ferguson and Jimmy Fallon hosts Andy Samberg.
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On it however the lad is a retard when it comes to positional scense. ,
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That jackass British guy takes people less talented than anyone on “Top Chef” and chooses a winner.
Too true.
That little Hitler kid was hilarious. “Race traitor!” LOL, he looked like Alfalfa.
@Strange Botwin: Don’t forget that this is the network that fucked up the Gosselin family and routinely has shows about douchebag little people, stupid broads who don’t know they’re pregnant, and other genetic defects. Everyone who has anything to do with TLC must go. Kill it at the root.
Can’t… Stop… Staring… at Sagal’s… Bountiful Bundy’s!
“Dirty Jobs” needs to go international.
Imagine the dirty jobs in India or China? Sewer worker in India? Guy who has to boil cats alive in China. Making soccer balls with 5 years in Bangladesh. That would be awesome.
I once saw a episode of “dirty jobs” and he was at a Cranberry farm. You know how clean that looked? He was swimming in a lake filled with cranberries and it look like he was at a resort. You know America is awesome when this is a dirty job.
Matt, I was wise to take your advice and give SOA a try even though I missed the first season . . .
I’ll be buying the first season next paycheck.
Henry Rollins will have a TV party in your mouth tonight, and everyone is cumming.
Ron Perlman and Henry Rollins are manly enough they don’t need to knock your teeth out first.
I think when one of the daughters completely disavows her fundamentalist upbringing and becomes a porn star, they should name one of her movies “Tunnel Duggar.”
One of the worst parts about 18 Kids…(and there are many), is that the producers of the show always have to work the name “Duggar” into the episode titles even if it doesn’t fit. This episode is called, “First GrandDuggar” and next week is “Old McDuggar Had a Farm.” Other gems include, “O Come All Ye Duggars,” “I Left My Duggar in San Francisco” and “Star Spangled Duggars.” Uff when you finally snap and let loose the .50 Cal on their clan; please don’t forget to mow down the production staff at TLC as well.
andy samberg and jimmy fallon… there will be so much hit or miss in one room i don’t think i will be able to stand it
Ha, my bad Johnny D. Edited.
DUGGARS! Not Duggans! I won’t have you sully my good name by associating it with those inbred freakshow zealots. YOU TAKE IT BACK!!
Why is the Tracy Morgan twitter feed quiet? I need more Tracy Morgan!