WOMEN BE YELLIN’
10.28.09Here’s a clip from WEtv’s “Bridezillas” in which the winsome bride and one of her lovely bridesmaids have a mild disagreement with the seamstress charged with fitting the wedding gown. I envy the lifetime of witty banter the groom has certainly entered into by now.
Oh, Staten Island… You’re so charming I could just drive through you quickly on my way to somewhere else.
[Urlesque]

do the grooms get to watch this before the wedding? GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN
Stay classy, Staten IslandGo fuck yourself, Staten IslandAnd that’s when the wife beating began… the state mandated wife beating.
Women might be yellin’, but Sinbad hilariously told us all that “men be acting all like zombies at the mall”. So true.
you think her fiance watches that episode before, or after, he pounds escorts in their marital bed?
I just hope the poor schmo who shtupped the bridesmaid lied about his name so she can’t track him down.
Wife watches the show alot and it is a guilty pleasure as well for me (from time to time). Best part is how FAT most of the bridezillas are. Not only are they mega-bitches, but they are typically giant tubs of lard as well, and those guys are still getting married to them.
This show is a guilty pleasure for the wife and me and Jacob might be the first dude to ever show any sack at all. Well, except for maybe the guy who flipped out and slapped his sister, but he cried like a bitch afterward so I’m not sure he counts.
She deserves to be treated like a princess: have a drunk driver crash her into the side of a tunnel at high speed.
I’ve seen a few episodes of this show, and the grooms always look shell-shocked. They’ve already resigned themselves to lives of misery and regret. Either that or the crazy sex is so amazing that they don’t care that they’re marrying outrageous harpies.
Any guy crazy/stupid enough to put up with shit like that deserves the misery.
I don’t get this show. Who signs up the bride-to-be for this knowing that she’s going to be a bitch? And are the brides self-aware enough to know they’re being filmed because they’re such bitches?
Or is this a low-rent version of Borat where they think they’re being filmed for something else?