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11.16.09 ‘DANCING WITH THE STARS’ JUST GOT A LOT BETTER

Model Joanna Krupa has made “Dancing with the Stars” much easier on the eyes this season, and easier on the eyes gets easiest in December’s issue of Playboy, for which she took off her clothes and got photographed. You may feast your eyes on her body parts here, ya big perv.

Me, I’ll be picking up the issue to read the Nabokov exclusive. Oh man, AND an R. Crumb comic? I hope they don’t mess up that issue with too many breasts! I hate it when that happens.

EMMA WATSON LIKES HOCKEY (With Leather)
hahaha, fatty fell down! (WWTDD)
IT’S A MIGHTY MONDAY MORNING SUCK-OFF (With Leather)
miranda kerr deserves an apology (WWTDD)
SAINT ANDREW’S NET: THE PEACOCK (With Leather)
friday afternoon headlines (WWTDD)
‘I NEVER LIKED THAT CLIPBOARD ANYWAY’ (With Leather)
candice swanepoel is x-rated (WWTDD)

There are 7 comments about:
‘DANCING WITH THE STARS’ JUST GOT A LOT BETTER

November 16th, 2009 at 12:07 pm

Enrico Pallazzo says:

Gore Vidal has always given me a boner…

November 16th, 2009 at 12:30 pm

Upstate Underdog says:

I’ll have to wait until I get home to check this out. One question: shaved or unshaved?

November 16th, 2009 at 12:35 pm

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos says:

@UU – appears to be like a finely mowed lawn. But, it could be shadowing, too. To close to call for now.
You’ll be happy to know that she DOES have perfect little nipples. You know, if you are into that sort of thing.

November 16th, 2009 at 12:56 pm

Tracer Bullet says:

Frankly, the lookalike bottle-blond skanks with fake tits and obsessively groomed vaginas are the least interesting thing about Playboy. At least Hustler will show me the same quality of woman shoving pineapple up her ass while an identical stank pisses on her.

November 16th, 2009 at 1:51 pm

Leapin_Lizards says:

“Joanna Krupa Dances With the Stars!”

It’s funny you see because she was on a show called “Dancing With the Stars”.

Geezus, who writes this shit? Shaun Edwards?

November 16th, 2009 at 11:25 pm

Italian Spiderman says:

It’s also funny because he reads Playboy for the articles!

Tracer, I agree with your assessment of Playboy; however, I’m not sure the answer is pineapples & watersports. I do think that “Pineapples and Water Sports” would be a great Jeopardy category.