FINALLY! ‘KITTEN MITTENS’ ON HULU!
11.18.09It was impossible to find embeddable video of Charlie’s cold open for the hilarious “Kitten Mittens” episode of “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia,” and I’m pleased to announce that the entire episode is now available online at Hulu. I’ve embedded Charlie’s Kitten Mittens ad, but you’ll have the option of watching the rest of the episode after it plays. Y’know, in case you’re one of those weirdos without basic cable. My God, how do you people LIVE? Are you checking this website on an Apple II? Do you own a bicycle with a disproportionately large front wheel? I understand that some folks out there have tight budgets, but I’m telling you, there’s always money for cable. Just stop eating every day, fatty.

Matt, learn how to spell. It’s “Mittons”
First attempt FAIL. Here’s a sweet kitten mittens gif http://i34.tinypic.com/2u4822a.gif
How do I embed gifs here…
Very fitting that the sponsor of this clip has the word “meth” in it’s name.
Actually, it’s an Apple IIGS, you sonofabitch.
True story: My roommate recorded the Buccaneers’ first win of the season on DVR and I “accidentally” erased this monumental event, and he responded by deleting Always Sunny from my DVR queue. In related news, I’m moving soon.
So, you don’t like the old-time bikes, huh?
/kicks Matt in the face
//rides off on bike with huge front wheel
Can I get a Meow-dy, partner?
I’m pretty sure the only people who don’t have basic cable are the Amish and douchey pseudo-intellect snobs who only watch PBS.
NO! NO! You will stand there and listen to all the hilarious old tyme things you have because you don’t have basic cable.
“Cat in the wall, eh?” That still cracks my ass up.