paula-deene

If you haven’t seen it already, please go watch the 10-second clip of Paula Deen getting hit in the face with a ham. I’ve never wished any harm on Paula Deen, and so I’d never envisioned her getting struck in the face with a thrown ham, but now that such a thing exists, I find it hard to believe that we never clamored for such an event. There’s a lot to enjoy in the 10 seconds, from Deen’s cheerful attitude at the beginning to the climactic airborne ham to Deen’s plaintive cry of “Oh I didn’t know it was bein’ thrown.” Finally, ham has its revenge!

I hope ironic food attacks become the norm. Who doesn’t want to see John Madden concussed by a turducken?