11.10.09 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MARINES

Meanwhile, George Lopez debuted his show with an Iranian who eats kittens.

Respeck

And Carlos Hathcock

I hope he really did make an ear necklace out of that fucker and just toned it down for Conan.

I’m sure you’ve already read this, Matt, but this book is a great account of the first Marines mission:

The Pirate Coast by Richard Zacks

Amazing story, absolutely adorable dog. Happy Birthday.

can I hug the flag and salute the puppy? And call him “Captain face licker mcpuppystein?”

So giving a dog a name referencing its tragic body abnormality is kosher, but me calling a one-armed guy “Lefty” is not? I’m lost.

I didn’t support the US invasion of Iraq until I read that one of their citizens cut the ears off a dog. Can you imagine being sliced and stabbed by a human and still having the forgiveness to follow one 70 miles to your new home? Dogs make humans look like crap.

Can we enlist the Marines to raise some hell on people in the states who dock tails and crop ears?

Happy birthday, Marines! I’ll do, like, four push-ups tonight in your honor.

WHO’S A GOOD BOY? THAT’S RIGHT NUBS, YOU ARE!!! YES YOU ARE, ARENTCHA! WHATZAT? YOU GOT A SECRET? AWWWW YOU LICKED MY EAR! YOU WANNA BELLYSCRATCH? YES YOU DO!

/room explodes in dog cuteness

western new york produced some beasts…

salute to marines and dogs, and dogs in marine costumes http://www.costumeshop.biz/Rambark-Dog-Costume—Pet-Costume-P283C16.aspx

@Rebecca: So you’re saying we need to send marines into Philadelphia to end the tyrannical rule of Michael Vick?

I’m proud to say I share the same last name as Major Brian Dennis. I’m less proud to say that we’re not actually related, but really, aren’t we all related in this brotherhood of men? And by “men” I mean of course “guys who like dogs” because dogs are awesome.

Also without the USMC, we would never have the cinematic classic “The Marine” starring John Cena

I think it would be nice if the Marines brought back the powdered wigs…like how football teams wear throwback jerseys.

High five, Chesty. We appreciate what you inspire.

@Enrico: I like that idea a lot, except that most teams get superstitious when they win wearing those throwback uniforms and keep wearing them until their winning streak ends, and wouldn’t our space marines look pretty ridiculous wearing those powdered wigs inside their helmets when they’re fighting the sentient methane clouds of the Altair nebula? I just hate the idea of all the other space-faring races laughing at us behind our backs.

Brian Chontosh, that dude is a monster(In a good way). That has to be the most bad ass ciation I’ve ever read.

Happy Birthday!

S/F

ALC

If the marines are so great, then how come sean connery murdered them all in The Rock?