I LIKE PEACHES HERE
11.25.09
This is a picture of British celebutante Peaches Geldof — full name here, daughter of Bob Geldof — reading Philip K. Dick. I’m leading with that because, in the interest of fairness, anyone who reads Dick probably isn’t a complete moron. But the video below is pretty heavy evidence otherwise. Consider yourself warned.
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I’d rather fuck her mom. She’s still dead, right?
In all fairness, I think she just likes to talk in similes.
@ILPHAH — same here, only it’s Peaches’ “Fuck the Pain Away”.
“Huh? What? Right. Uhh.” Genius.
She’s just really talented at simile expressions.
a stupid (pseudo) celebrity? shocking.
man she looks like Bob. sucks for her
I’d give Peaches some cream.
/high 5
I’d still give her a threatening call from a phone booth. Thanks, D.E.N.N.I.S. system’
Sorry Uff, can’t concentrate on this bimbo. I’ve still got a serious case of the blue balls after last night’s episode of Sons of Anarchy. That’s two transcendent episodes in the last two weeks, and it’s only going to make (finally) blowing a load after next week’s season finale all the better.
Now I’ve got that damn “Peaches” song stuck in my head.
“Millions of peaches… peaches for free.”
This is one of those Mickey’s cap puzzles, right? Is the answer “Peaches Geldof Likes Dick”?
Percentage of celebrities who are photographed with quality literature: 90%. Percentage who are actually intelligent and read said literature: – 4 billion %.
Would it be obvious if I married her for her money?