I SMELL PULITZER!
11.19.09Honestly, a police car’s dash-cam catching video of a cat crawling up a cop’s leg and sitting on his head while he writes a ticket would be enough to make my day. But what makes this so much better is that it’s a news report about a cat crawling up a cop’s leg and sitting on his head while he writes a ticket. Watch as the intrepid reporter investigates the scene of the incident and finds out that OH MY GOD THE CAT IS STILL HERE! And it’s friendly to everyone! Will this menace attack people with allergies? Only time will tell. Back to you, John.
[Urlesque]

This video is clearly a fake! If it were real, that cat would have been tasered by now.
That cat sucked. Toonces would have jumped in the car for a high-speed getaway.
Usually I pay at least a C-note to have some pussy around my face.
@ Zack, Enrico
“Are you saying meow?”
Cat in the wall, eh?
Just give the damn thing a mustache ride already.
Meow listen here, boy!
Would he have kicked the cat if it was white?
Was the guy receiving the ticket Jim Gaffigan?
I was more interested in the reporters kitty. I’d make her keep the boots on.
That cat isn’t friendly, it’s starving. Does even one of these backwoods retards eventually figure this out?
The cop’s name is actually Keith Urban. You can’t make up shit like that in Taylor, Texas.