Oh man, as videos of news readers ignoring punctuation go, this is even better than that time the BBC’s Jonathan Charles was kept hidden for two decades and forced to bear children.
What a great way to call in sick. “Hey boss, I can’t make it in today. Yeah, I’m not feeling well. I’ve got a bad case of… uh… murder! Yeah, I got murdered. And set on fire. I think it’s just a 24-hour thing, though.”
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Murdered and set on fire? Yeah, that’s a good reason to miss work.
It’s funny to people not from SF – sadly I know that “Dana” is a woman so it took me a minute to get it. (Dana King, Who is /was(?) married to former Raider great Linden King.)
Tits McGee is on vacation, I’m Veronica Corningstone.
The next day:
Boss: I thought you were dead.
Dana: I got better.
Yeah, turns out that whole murder thing was just gas.
I am assuming he will be off tomorrow as well then ??
Murdered and set on fire while celebrating his birthday? How many fucking candles were on that cake?
Boss: You’ve been murdered set on fire? Then how are you on the phone, calling in sick?
Employee: Uh…(thinking)…brains? BRAINS!!
I’m Ron Burgundy?