J. LO FELL ON HER GIGANTIC ASS
11.23.09Here’s video of Jennifer Lopez falling on her butt during a performance of her new song “Louboutins” during the American Musical Awards last night, a charming little fail that was actually edited out of the telecast for West Coast viewers. In a related story, the AMAs are televised? In another related story, Jennifer Lopez is still alive? And still recording songs? Songs about shoes?
I’ve given this some thought, and this might actually be the single least important thing I’ve ever written about in my entire life.

The worst part of that show had to be Rihanna’s um, performance? It was bloody dreadful
Where’s my avatar gone?
Does Jennifer Lopez have a huge ass simply because everyone says she does? It’s never looked that big to me. Not compared to your mom’s anyway.
Who the hell is Adam Lambert?
@ UU
Hold on, Adam Lambert’s gay?
I would have imagined that JLo falling on her ass would result in her bouncing 50 ft into the air.
this might actually be the single least important thing I’ve ever written about in my entire life.
Are we not counting the MLS cup? Hey-yo!
/actually likes soccer
This is a blatant infringement on my planned crossover hit, “Donde Esta Mis Zapatos En La Biblioteca?”
I bet the part of Adam Lambert’s performance where it looked like a dude was blowing him and he made out with a dude was edited. That shit was gayer than Liberace wearing a pair of pink slippers.
/my wife was watching it