11.23.09 J. LO FELL ON HER GIGANTIC ASS

I bet the part of Adam Lambert’s performance where it looked like a dude was blowing him and he made out with a dude was edited. That shit was gayer than Liberace wearing a pair of pink slippers.

/my wife was watching it

This is a blatant infringement on my planned crossover hit, “Donde Esta Mis Zapatos En La Biblioteca?”

this might actually be the single least important thing I’ve ever written about in my entire life.

Are we not counting the MLS cup? Hey-yo!

/actually likes soccer

I would have imagined that JLo falling on her ass would result in her bouncing 50 ft into the air.

@ UU

Hold on, Adam Lambert’s gay?

Who the hell is Adam Lambert?

Does Jennifer Lopez have a huge ass simply because everyone says she does? It’s never looked that big to me. Not compared to your mom’s anyway.

Where’s my avatar gone?

The worst part of that show had to be Rihanna’s um, performance? It was bloody dreadful