“Jersey Shore” doesn’t debut until Thursday, and I already can’t get enough of this show. This video combines six of
MTV’s brief promos for the reality series, with each introducing one of the guidos/guidettes on the show. And of the six, try to guess how many of them talk about how much their looks matter. If you guessed six, congratulations, you aced the first quiz in Jersey Stereotypes 101. Bonus question: how many of them discuss the importance of their intellect or having a good personality?
I don’t have many guilty pleasures, and I rarely watch any kind of reality docu-series, but I’m genuinely giddy for this greasy train wreck. “Jersey Shore” might turn out to be the greatest piece of trash television ever created. And I’m saying this having seen both “Rock of Love II” AND “Temptation Island.”
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I’m from the area where this show is filmed, and I can tell you with certainty that none of these a$$holes are from the Jersey Shore. They’re all Staten Island guido trash (and I’m also Italian-American), and we can’t wait until the summer ends each year for these people to stop coming down and polluting our beatiful beaches with their copious amounts of hair gel.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HOUGDOV4x8
Lookin’ Bro by Mac Lethal, figured it should be shared in this thread. Peace.
laugh all you want people, this is the first sigh of the apocalypse
//leans head out car door
WE DIDN’T LISTEN!
I would still nail #3, and I HATE myself for saying that.
How is the roided out guy at the end the most likable? I use “likable” in the most general, mother-could-tolerate way possible.
And of the six, try to guess how many of them talk about how much their looks matter.
three dozen?
In response, random Guido had this to say:
“OH!. I care about books and shit, too. *picks up book, holds upside-down* See, now I look smart. Sluts dig that.”
@Upstate – Why choose? Just revel in the hatred they each inspire individually.
Enjoy it now, Matt. It’s only a matter of time before Bravo and TLC feud for the rights to Homewreckers, starring Rachel Uchitel.
It’s no wonder that the rest of the world hates America when we flaunt these fucks.
I’m trying to decide which one I hate the most.