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11.23.09 KATIE COURIC IS A SEXY DANCER

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Oh man. These pictures of Katie Couric are why blogs were invented. As a human being, I feel badly that these harmless and fun photos of her at a wedding (or somesuch) in 2006 will be blown up and taken out of context and used to discredit her. As a blogger, WOO HOO! CHECK OUT THIS COUGAR’S MOVES! Shake it, baby! Yeah, work that ass!

I’d like to go on record and say that I would totally hit that. I feel kind of bad objectifying a news anchor like that, but to be fair, I’d want Brian Williams to watch.

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There are 20 comments about:
KATIE COURIC IS A SEXY DANCER

November 23rd, 2009 at 2:14 pm

Tracer Bullet says:

I see you, baby/Shakin’ that ass/What?/Shakin’ that ass

November 23rd, 2009 at 2:16 pm

Upstate Underdog says:

I bet she stinks of champagne and stale cigarette smoke in those pics, which is hot.

November 23rd, 2009 at 2:31 pm

Jimmy says:

Hey, you can’t “feel badly,” unless you’re saying your ability to feel isn’t working. You feel bad.

November 23rd, 2009 at 2:39 pm

Jai Lenow says:

What’s the big deal? All she’s doing is giving me boners…

November 23rd, 2009 at 2:45 pm

Sports and TV Fan Following Ufford around the Interwebs says:

I will now watch the CBS Nightly News. Good job CBS marketing department!

November 23rd, 2009 at 3:07 pm

Jim says:

Someone please do a slideshow of these photos to the Alpa Chino booty sweat song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYHBAiCsBHA

November 23rd, 2009 at 3:12 pm

miamidiesel says:

Oh yeah, she’s a naughty girl. She wants it BAD. If only I had been at this wedding, we would have slipped into a coat closet or bathroom stall and….

/blacks out as blood rushes away from brain towards penis

November 23rd, 2009 at 3:32 pm

Dormammu says:

Holy fuck! I can’t tell if I should be crying and sucking my thumb or jerking off!!!

*does both just to be safe*

November 23rd, 2009 at 4:28 pm

Lenny says:

Walter Cronkhite looked better in that cocktail dress.

November 23rd, 2009 at 4:57 pm

Tim Was Tim says:

Pic #3. Katie’s thinking of the children.

November 23rd, 2009 at 5:43 pm

Leapin_Lizards says:

I’d want Dan Rather to narrate me boning her.

/Whoa…that is one.hot.tamale. Vagina. I meant to say…vagina.

November 23rd, 2009 at 5:56 pm

Jambo Diego says:

Surely you jest…I’m under cardiac arrest Shawty!!

November 23rd, 2009 at 9:25 pm

I Have No Avatar says:

God damn it, thanks for nothing! Now I want to have sex with Katie Couric.

November 24th, 2009 at 9:20 am

Scar Doobie says:

The Stark truth is … she looks mighty fun and tasty … Hot as fire … good for her … I DEFINITELY would … Definitely … Love me, Katie

November 24th, 2009 at 10:05 am

CastleKeep says:

There I go again saluting katies peekaboo thighs!

November 24th, 2009 at 1:02 pm

jawning says:

Good use of the Cougar Town tag.

November 24th, 2009 at 2:09 pm

Lenny says:

She’s on very thin ice…very thin ice…

November 24th, 2009 at 5:26 pm

Ray Roslewicz says:

Gotta Love Cougers

November 24th, 2009 at 5:27 pm

Ray Roslewicz says:

I’m sure she LOVES to kiss her ankels

November 24th, 2009 at 5:37 pm

Ray Roslewicz says:

Someone tell me….Why oh Why must I keep jerkin off

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