KATIE COURIC IS A SEXY DANCER
11.23.09
Mom?
Oh man. These pictures of Katie Couric are why blogs were invented. As a human being, I feel badly that these harmless and fun photos of her at a wedding (or somesuch) in 2006 will be blown up and taken out of context and used to discredit her. As a blogger, WOO HOO! CHECK OUT THIS COUGAR’S MOVES! Shake it, baby! Yeah, work that ass!
I’d like to go on record and say that I would totally hit that. I feel kind of bad objectifying a news anchor like that, but to be fair, I’d want Brian Williams to watch.
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Someone tell me….Why oh Why must I keep jerkin off
I’m sure she LOVES to kiss her ankels
Gotta Love Cougers
She’s on very thin ice…very thin ice…
Good use of the Cougar Town tag.
There I go again saluting katies peekaboo thighs!
The Stark truth is … she looks mighty fun and tasty … Hot as fire … good for her … I DEFINITELY would … Definitely … Love me, Katie
God damn it, thanks for nothing! Now I want to have sex with Katie Couric.
Surely you jest…I’m under cardiac arrest Shawty!!
I’d want Dan Rather to narrate me boning her.
/Whoa…that is one.hot.tamale. Vagina. I meant to say…vagina.
Pic #3. Katie’s thinking of the children.
Walter Cronkhite looked better in that cocktail dress.
Holy fuck! I can’t tell if I should be crying and sucking my thumb or jerking off!!!
*does both just to be safe*
Oh yeah, she’s a naughty girl. She wants it BAD. If only I had been at this wedding, we would have slipped into a coat closet or bathroom stall and….
/blacks out as blood rushes away from brain towards penis
Someone please do a slideshow of these photos to the Alpa Chino booty sweat song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYHBAiCsBHA
I will now watch the CBS Nightly News. Good job CBS marketing department!
What’s the big deal? All she’s doing is giving me boners…
Hey, you can’t “feel badly,” unless you’re saying your ability to feel isn’t working. You feel bad.
I bet she stinks of champagne and stale cigarette smoke in those pics, which is hot.
I see you, baby/Shakin’ that ass/What?/Shakin’ that ass