11.18.09 LESBIANS! SEXY LESBIANS EVERYWHERE!

The Melrose Place lesbo kiss was a sexy lesbo appetizer, the Carmen Electra video was the sexy lesbo main course.

/the thigh high stocking both are wearing make that video go to eleven on the sexy lesbo amp

What a time to be alive.

She sure can fill a bra. That was some restraint shown by the camera guy. If i’d been holding the camera, at the halfway point the action would have cut to a close up of some tissues being dropped into a bin followed by a trip to the fridge.

Man, between the “alleged” Miss Universe (Trinidad-Tobago and Japan) sextape that turned up yesterday, these videos, and the likelihood that a Carrie Prejean solo tape will start making the rounds before Saturday, I’m beginning to think that it must be sweeps week here on the internet.

That champagne was not Korbel.

I love how desensitized we are. Oh, a Carmen Electra sex tape? Eh, that’s cool.

I think in the near future, the only way for washed up and aspiring stars to get real attention will be to fellate each other midday on the White House lawn.

/hums Battle Hymn of Republic

Looking at her history of men, I assume the side of bacon is between Carmen’s legs, Matt.

I was at some hamburger joint today and saw a autographed picture of Carmen Electra on the wall. I pointed it out to my friend and said something about how that would be an awesome picture to have in 1998(How witty am I), but it turns out that she is having the last laugh by making me sin tonight.

That’s just what Carmen Electra calls a Tuesday night

Still funnier than Meet the Spartans

I found a site claiming to have a longer version of this video. It can be found here: http://www.sexxxyness.com/carmen-electra-sextape/