11.06.09 LINKS: SPOILER ALERT!

Gross, a foreskin! This cartoon of a happy “dancing” penis that aired on Belgian TV creeped me the F out. Cartoon genitalia is not cool, dude. Not cool. [Buzzfeed]

Like ‘Sports Soup’ but funny. Comedy Central has ordered a satirical sports show from the Onion based on the videos from the Onion Sports Network. [The Live Feed]

It’s time for Wapner. The original TV judge will return to “The People’s Court” on November 13th to celebrate his 90th birthday and his new star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. [TV Squad]

Oprah something or other. People are talking about how Oprah might leave CBS to take her show to the Oprah Winfrey Network (OWN). Frankly, I’d rather have OWN show videos from ZODIAC MF. [Deadline Hollywood]

Carpetbagger! FX is making a Western called “Reconstruction” that “is set in a Missouri town during the post-Civil War Reconstruction era and centers on Jason, a proper East Coast gentleman who returns from the war a changed man and seeks refuge in the border state.” [Reuters/Yahoo]

Mmmm… Cold War pop culture. One thing I missed out on while studying the Cold War in college: a guy with a terrible haircut singing “My Teenage Fallout Queen.” Even with the economy and global warming, our paranoia and looming dread just isn’t as apocalyptic as it used to be. [boing boing]