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11.04.09
Huzzah, cleavage! NBC has released the first pictures of Padma Lakshmi’s guest spot on “30 Rock.” She’ll appear in the November 12th episode. [AceShowbiz]
Hot for teacher: Abigail Spencer, who plays Don Draper’s schoolteacher mistress on “Mad Men,” shared some beauty tips or whatever for some crappy magazine. The important thing is that that magazine had the good judgment to have a photo gallery of her looking pretty. Which she is. [OK!]
In case you missed it: The New York Times did an exhaustive, detailed profile on Jeff Dunham, and the conclusion writ in every sentence is twofold: Jeff Dunham is terrible, and weep for America. [New York Times via Videogum]
Why television makes the world a better place. Exception: “The Jeff Dunham Show.” Still, this is an intriguing read from Charles Kenny. [ForeignPolicy.com]
Wait, Dr. Drew’s actually a doctor? Dr. Drew Pinsky saved a boy’s life on the sidelines of a football game by performing CPR when he went into a coma. [TV Squad]
The commercial that caught everyone’s attention this weekend. If you watched any NFL games on Sunday, you were mesmerized by a certain Reebok commercial (see viedo below). The woman is Jessica Felice, and here are some pictures of her. God bless the Internet. [via @twoeightnine]
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The article on Dr. Drew links to a piece about Anthony Michael Hall on Community. I was pissed, but then saw a quote from Alison Brie in the article, and that mellowed me out.
And yeah, Dr. Drew still practices medicine. He sees patients at his recently deceased father’s family practice in Pasadena, and as the fella above pointed out, is a Board Certified Addiction Medicine Specialist, which means that he knows more about prescription drugs than a Psychiatrist.
I’d latch on to that ass and let her drag me to death.
And I’m with Vodka: The most time I’d spend on Jeff Dunham would be to light the match after someone else had thoroughly doused him with accelerant.
Five pages in the NYT detailing the greatness of Jeff Dunham. Fuck me. Al Queda can’t get here fast enough.
Also, I read the NYT piece, and if there’s a phrase in the English language that is sadder than “a ventriloquist convention in Kentucky,” I’ve yet to see it.
I always thought that one of the greatest things about having NFL’s Direct Ticket was never having to watch a commercial during the games.
Until now.
If Jeff Dunham worked with Gabbo, our whole view on him would change.
Jesus, even in a still photo, I can STILL see Jeff Dunham moving his lips!
Drew’s a “board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist”. As Adam Carolla put it, “airplane doctor”, meaning if you had a heart attack on an airplane, he’s the kind of doctor you’d want sitting next to you.
I might’ve listened to Loveline once or thousands of times.
If you think I’m gonna read a long ass article about Jeff fucking Dunham, you can get right the fuck outta here. What’s that you say? It’s your blog? Whatever, man.