11.04.09 LINKS: WOMEN ON TV ARE PRETTY

If you think I’m gonna read a long ass article about Jeff fucking Dunham, you can get right the fuck outta here. What’s that you say? It’s your blog? Whatever, man.

Drew’s a “board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist”. As Adam Carolla put it, “airplane doctor”, meaning if you had a heart attack on an airplane, he’s the kind of doctor you’d want sitting next to you.

I might’ve listened to Loveline once or thousands of times.

Jesus, even in a still photo, I can STILL see Jeff Dunham moving his lips!

If Jeff Dunham worked with Gabbo, our whole view on him would change.

I always thought that one of the greatest things about having NFL’s Direct Ticket was never having to watch a commercial during the games.

Until now.

Also, I read the NYT piece, and if there’s a phrase in the English language that is sadder than “a ventriloquist convention in Kentucky,” I’ve yet to see it.

Five pages in the NYT detailing the greatness of Jeff Dunham. Fuck me. Al Queda can’t get here fast enough.

I’d latch on to that ass and let her drag me to death.

And I’m with Vodka: The most time I’d spend on Jeff Dunham would be to light the match after someone else had thoroughly doused him with accelerant.

The article on Dr. Drew links to a piece about Anthony Michael Hall on Community. I was pissed, but then saw a quote from Alison Brie in the article, and that mellowed me out.

And yeah, Dr. Drew still practices medicine. He sees patients at his recently deceased father’s family practice in Pasadena, and as the fella above pointed out, is a Board Certified Addiction Medicine Specialist, which means that he knows more about prescription drugs than a Psychiatrist.