Caitlin Upton, forever known as Miss South Carolina Teen USA 2007 for her “such as the Iraq” answer in the beauty pageant, did this segment on “where babies come from” for last night’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live.” And while I don’t want to task her with fixing any appliances, she does come off as very sweet and good-natured (and, uh, hot) — just as she did in her Web Redemption for “Tosh.0.”
Naturally, I’m somewhat less enthralled with the participation of “Octomom” Nadya Suleman, who (tellingly) is shooting a television appearance while someone else cares for her children. But it’s still kind of amazing to see these infamous morons of viral Internet fame interact. It’s kinda like my Three Keyboard Cat Moon shirt that way.
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Some should pull some sound clips and make a Caitlin Upton sex sound board “Suck it”, “Cover me in sperm”, for starters…and why not just bang some sense into BOTH of them?
@Leaping_Lizards: Woody Allen would like a word with you.
Octomom’s cackle could shatter a cereal bowl. Obvious lipo and plastics aside, she cleans up pretty good.
@ Lizards
Ahh, the old fuckdoption ruse.
Caitlin is so effin adorable. I don’t know if I want to fuck her or adopt her!
(and then fuck her)
I’d like to offer Miss Upton a second opinion on those ovaries. My revolutionary diagnostic procedure relies mainly on two variables: the ability to absorb repeated small impacts and taste.
Farthammer: Point taken, sir.
I want to fuck The Tron Guy. That would be my web redemption.
Strange, I think the sash is so SHE remembers who she is!
/gets yanked off-stage
I would like an attempt to bang the stupid out of Ms. Upton.
Or bang some sense into her.
Either way, what’s important here is the banging.
C’mon, she’s gotta wear the sash still? Otherwise, what, viewers wouldn’t know she she is? She’s fucking hot, who cares who she is. If she has to wear a sash, Octomon should be forced to wear a giant burlap bag (and be beaten with reeds because she’s insolent).
If by “bang” you mean “smack in the head with a cast-iron skillet,” then count me in too.
I’m also less enthralled by the fact that I would bang Octomom.