11.04.09 NICE JOB, WEATHER CHANNEL

The Jeep would have made it over that pussy wave. That’s my takeaway.

Too bad it wasn’t an Ocean Spray commercial.

Cool. Hey anyone else watch “V” last night? Four things: It’s interesting, poorly paced, badly acted, and Scott Wolfe’s face is very asymmetrically wrinkled.

Spike fucking did that with Kung Fu Hustle at 2 a.m. this weekend. But it worked out because I had to piss every 20 seconds.

“Obi Wan told me enough. He told me you killed him.”

“No, Luke. I am yo..”/\/\/\/\/\ The new black taco! Think outside the bun! BONG!

AMC’s been doing that with Mad Men too. The first half hour will have one commercial break, the second half will have five. Did you guys know Canada Dry uses real ginger?

Could be worse. Try watching a movie on “Peachtree TV”. I don’t know what Edward Scissorhand motherfucker they hired as an editor, but he cuts more than a rabbi.

My girlfriend wanted to watch “Con Air” because it has that Trisha Yearwood song in it. Great, I get 35 commercials, no swears and most of the good parts cut out so she can listen to the song in the background at the beginning and the end. She owns the Trisha Yearwood CD and I have Con Air on DVD…but nooooooo. Fucking vaginas and they’re dictorial power over me.

Kill Bill sucks anyway.

/ducks all objects thrown at him

SAAAAAAAAAAVED BY ZEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Clooney should have got a Rambox.

Penismightier who the hell watches PeachtreeTV in the off-season?

I was watching it, and swear I thought my niece changed the channel on me. No harm no foul since I’d seen it already, but I appreciate you calling them out on this. Good day!

Taco_Jones – thank goodness you ducked. :-)

Spike does have great marathons on holidays (James Bond, Star Wars) but the commercials do become intrusive. On the other hand, if you are partying all day on the Fourth of July, Thanksgiving, Christmas, or New Year’s, you might welcome the opportunity for frequent bathroom breaks!