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11.05.09 OH, LOVELY: A REALITY SHOW ABOUT A NEW JERSEY BEAUTY SALON

Style has greenlit eight episodes of a reality show called “Jerseylicious” about a beauty salon in central New Jersey. And good news! It’s an hour-long show.

Premiering in spring 2010, “Jerseylicious” will focus on the intertwined professional and romantic lives of six stylists at the salon, as well as the gossip that arises in their everyday banter with customers. The intrinsically Garden State makeovers and hairstyles will also be featured. [Variety]

Since this show will do nothing but reinforce the stereotypical perception of New Jersey, I thought it was a good time to dig up the video above: highlights from a 1994 documentary called Wildwood, N.J. It goes without saying that I hope every girl in this video has grown up to be one of the stylists on “Jerseylicious.” Because I would watch the show if the women were talking about their vaginas as “checks to cash” and looking forlorn when they talk about how their boyfriends won’t let them get into fistfights. I honestly don’t understand why Jersey gets a bad name.

(And just for good measure, here’s the sequel to the above video.)

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There are 5 comments about:
OH, LOVELY: A REALITY SHOW ABOUT A NEW JERSEY BEAUTY SALON

November 5th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
foreignspell says:

Between the Bergen county blue laws, the Housewives, and this- oh, my stupid, stupid state.

November 5th, 2009 at 4:18 pm
wehavehair says:

mom?

November 5th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
Enrico Pallazzo says:

If Don Draper and Peggy wanted a new campaign for Aqua Net, this show is it.

November 5th, 2009 at 7:41 pm
Upstate Underdog says:

I’ve been to Wildwood, NJ. That you tube video is accurate.

November 6th, 2009 at 10:41 pm
Alex says:

Jerseylicious is completly fake. I go to the salon that will be in the show and the girl who does my hair says that after closing, hair stylists (the main people in the show) will come in and pretend that they work there.
She also told me that they all look so fake and they’re all the stereotypical Jersey Girls.

I am pretty interested to see the show though. Should be easy to make fun of.

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