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11.05.09 OH MAMBO DOG, YOU’VE WON MY HEART

This clip is showing up all over the Internet, and for good reason: it is AMAZING. It’s a man doing the mambo with his Labrador retriever on Univision’s “Don Francisco Presenta.” And praise the Lord, because the dog is wearing a dress. But it’s not just some sight gag. It’s not like some guy taught his dog to stand on its hind legs and walk in a circle. This is a fully choreographed number with a lift and turns and all sorts of crap that just blows my mind. That bitch is good.

Seriously, Mambo Dog is barely even a real dog. She’s more like a dog character in a Disney straight-to-DVD movie called So You Think You Can Pant. She does things like use the toilet and eat at the table, and she’s voiced by a sassy Sofia Vergara. Watch out, she’s got a fiery Latin temper!

14 Comments » TAGS: DANCING WITH THE STARS, DOGS, DON FRANCISCO PRESENTA, MAMBO DOG, UNIVISION

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There are 14 comments about:
OH MAMBO DOG, YOU’VE WON MY HEART

November 5th, 2009 at 1:00 pm

Captain_Insano says:

The day that dog snaps and mauls its owner to death can’t come soon enough.

November 5th, 2009 at 1:05 pm

Gern Blansten says:

Hey…I love Univision as much as the next perverted, white guy…but this is wrong. Please get back to dark-haired, huge-breasted news anchors and mispronouncing the word “shoes” now, please!

November 5th, 2009 at 1:11 pm

Danger Guerrero says:

Su movimento, Japan.

November 5th, 2009 at 1:14 pm

StuScottBooyahs says:

Awww. It think it’s people!

November 5th, 2009 at 1:21 pm

Enrico Pallazzo says:

Not seen: Bumblebee Man with an oversized clothespin on his nose

November 5th, 2009 at 1:26 pm

Upstate Underdog says:

A better dancer and better looking than Ellen De Generess.

November 5th, 2009 at 1:37 pm

Jefro says:

Laddie is unimpressed.

November 5th, 2009 at 1:39 pm

Burnsy says:

You know he fucks that dog, right?

November 5th, 2009 at 2:12 pm

Gonzo says:

If this were in America, the dog would have his own reality show by now.

November 5th, 2009 at 2:15 pm

Strange Botwin says:

I saw this on AOTS last night and thought to myself, “If this isn’t on Warming Glow tomorrow, a little part of me will die inside.” Then I watched 5 more minutes of AOTS and part of me died anyway, but thank YOU for not disappointing.