11.20.09 OPRAH’S GOING AWAY FOREVER :(

how bout i break this story… on parks on recreation they were pantsing each other… but nobody pants Rashida Jones or Aubrey Plaza…

I mean are you kidding me? are the riders gay or something?

riders = writers

If I ever came from work and caught my wife watching Oprah, I would divorce her.

Move over September 11.

Now who will spread sexist and racist propaganda? Oh right, Tyra.

Don’t worry, she’ll be back on her very own cable channel. Grandma can’t wait.

This sleep bong is awesome

As the Filmdrunk crowd would say, I’m reading this post and seeing the sad face at the end of the title, but all I’m feeling is a case of the dismissive wanks

Palin / Oprah 2012!

Now who will I masturbate to during the afternoon? Judge Judy? Yea right.

This is either the best or worst 9/11 10 year anniversary tribute. I can’t decide.

Awesome. This opens the door for Palin.

Thank you, lord. Oprah is single-handedly responsible for ruining an entire generation of women. Now maybe girls will stop believing crazy shit like “Men should love me no matter what my weight.” or “My needs in bed are just as important as my man’s” or “The G-spot exists.”

It’s obvious. She thinks the action has moved from on-air to cable. She owns OWN. Brain surgeon not required.

As A Chicago resident I am happy that our most famous potential terrorist target is moving to California.

I will miss the smell of cocoa butter that envelops the city every morning when she lathers herself up.