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11.20.09 OPRAH’S GOING AWAY FOREVER :(

Sad pandas will have to make do with O Magazine

After much speculation, Oprah Winfrey has announced that she will end her daily syndicated talk show on ABC, devastating legions of middle-aged women who need Oprah to tell them what to think and what books to read.

The top-rated talk show host told her Chicago audience Thursday that she will conclude her show on Sept. 9, 2011 — when her current contract expires. The announcement will air during [today's] episode of “The Oprah Winfrey Show.” [The Live Feed]

What terrible news. How will I ever get by without not watching this show every day? What show can ABC possibly find that I’ll ignore with equal apathy? It’s like they’ve taken a hole in my life and filled it with a void.

15 Comments » TAGS: ABC, OPRAH WINFREY

‘TOTO, WE’RE NOT IN THE TOURNEY ANYMORE’ (With Leather)
lindsay is outraged (WWTDD)
WEEKEND PICKS: NO REST FOR THE NERDY (With Leather)
michelle bombshell hearts whites (WWTDD)
POWER RANKINGS: AMERICAN BUTT (With Leather)
stephanie seymour + bikini = win (WWTDD)
PACMAN JONES BLOWS OFF WORKOUT (With Leather)
katherine heigl was almost interesting (WWTDD)

There are 15 comments about:
OPRAH’S GOING AWAY FOREVER :(

November 20th, 2009 at 9:52 am

don turtuccio says:

how bout i break this story… on parks on recreation they were pantsing each other… but nobody pants Rashida Jones or Aubrey Plaza…

I mean are you kidding me? are the riders gay or something?

November 20th, 2009 at 9:52 am

don turtuccio says:

riders = writers

November 20th, 2009 at 9:57 am

Upstate Underdog says:

If I ever came from work and caught my wife watching Oprah, I would divorce her.

November 20th, 2009 at 10:00 am

Burnsy says:

Move over September 11.

November 20th, 2009 at 10:14 am

Captain_Insano says:

Now who will spread sexist and racist propaganda? Oh right, Tyra.

November 20th, 2009 at 10:21 am

porky1 says:

Don’t worry, she’ll be back on her very own cable channel. Grandma can’t wait.

November 20th, 2009 at 10:31 am

Mr. McGiblets says:

This sleep bong is awesome

November 20th, 2009 at 10:39 am

miamidiesel says:

As the Filmdrunk crowd would say, I’m reading this post and seeing the sad face at the end of the title, but all I’m feeling is a case of the dismissive wanks

November 20th, 2009 at 10:51 am

Stinky Pete says:

Palin / Oprah 2012!

November 20th, 2009 at 10:59 am

Lenny says:

Now who will I masturbate to during the afternoon? Judge Judy? Yea right.

November 20th, 2009 at 11:08 am

Enrico Pallazzo says:

This is either the best or worst 9/11 10 year anniversary tribute. I can’t decide.

November 20th, 2009 at 11:42 am

Taco_Jones says:

Awesome. This opens the door for Palin.

November 20th, 2009 at 12:03 pm

chip says:

Thank you, lord. Oprah is single-handedly responsible for ruining an entire generation of women. Now maybe girls will stop believing crazy shit like “Men should love me no matter what my weight.” or “My needs in bed are just as important as my man’s” or “The G-spot exists.”