OPRAH’S GOING AWAY FOREVER :(
11.20.09
Sad pandas will have to make do with O Magazine
After much speculation, Oprah Winfrey has announced that she will end her daily syndicated talk show on ABC, devastating legions of middle-aged women who need Oprah to tell them what to think and what books to read.
The top-rated talk show host told her Chicago audience Thursday that she will conclude her show on Sept. 9, 2011 — when her current contract expires. The announcement will air during [today's] episode of “The Oprah Winfrey Show.” [The Live Feed]
What terrible news. How will I ever get by without not watching this show every day? What show can ABC possibly find that I’ll ignore with equal apathy? It’s like they’ve taken a hole in my life and filled it with a void.
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As A Chicago resident I am happy that our most famous potential terrorist target is moving to California.
I will miss the smell of cocoa butter that envelops the city every morning when she lathers herself up.
It’s obvious. She thinks the action has moved from on-air to cable. She owns OWN. Brain surgeon not required.
Thank you, lord. Oprah is single-handedly responsible for ruining an entire generation of women. Now maybe girls will stop believing crazy shit like “Men should love me no matter what my weight.” or “My needs in bed are just as important as my man’s” or “The G-spot exists.”
Awesome. This opens the door for Palin.
This is either the best or worst 9/11 10 year anniversary tribute. I can’t decide.
Now who will I masturbate to during the afternoon? Judge Judy? Yea right.
Palin / Oprah 2012!
As the Filmdrunk crowd would say, I’m reading this post and seeing the sad face at the end of the title, but all I’m feeling is a case of the dismissive wanks
This sleep bong is awesome
Don’t worry, she’ll be back on her very own cable channel. Grandma can’t wait.
Now who will spread sexist and racist propaganda? Oh right, Tyra.
Move over September 11.
If I ever came from work and caught my wife watching Oprah, I would divorce her.
riders = writers
how bout i break this story… on parks on recreation they were pantsing each other… but nobody pants Rashida Jones or Aubrey Plaza…
I mean are you kidding me? are the riders gay or something?