Comments on: OPRAH’S GOING AWAY FOREVER :(

By: CrabApple

CrabApple — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:52:48 +0000

As A Chicago resident I am happy that our most famous potential terrorist target is moving to California.

I will miss the smell of cocoa butter that envelops the city every morning when she lathers herself up.

By: Roger Ebert

Roger Ebert — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:31:40 +0000

It’s obvious. She thinks the action has moved from on-air to cable. She owns OWN. Brain surgeon not required.

By: chip

chip — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:03:55 +0000

Thank you, lord. Oprah is single-handedly responsible for ruining an entire generation of women. Now maybe girls will stop believing crazy shit like “Men should love me no matter what my weight.” or “My needs in bed are just as important as my man’s” or “The G-spot exists.”

By: Taco_Jones

Taco_Jones — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:42:03 +0000

Awesome. This opens the door for Palin.

By: Enrico Pallazzo

Enrico Pallazzo — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:08:44 +0000

This is either the best or worst 9/11 10 year anniversary tribute. I can’t decide.

By: Lenny

Lenny — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:59:46 +0000

Now who will I masturbate to during the afternoon? Judge Judy? Yea right.

By: Stinky Pete

Stinky Pete — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:51:22 +0000

Palin / Oprah 2012!

By: miamidiesel

miamidiesel — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:39:18 +0000

As the Filmdrunk crowd would say, I’m reading this post and seeing the sad face at the end of the title, but all I’m feeling is a case of the dismissive wanks

By: Mr. McGiblets

Mr. McGiblets — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:31:55 +0000

This sleep bong is awesome

By: porky1

porky1 — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:21:19 +0000

Don’t worry, she’ll be back on her very own cable channel. Grandma can’t wait.