I caught this on last week’s “Top Chef” but didn’t see it online until awesomely named reader Matt sent it in: it’s Padma Lakshmi and guest judge Natalie Portman dropping their share of fellatio double entendres in a penis-packed 41 seconds. It’s an absolute delight.
That’s how sex with me is often described, by the way. Not the “absolute delight” part. The penis-packed 41 seconds :(
There are 12 comments about:
SEXY WOMEN, SEXY DOUBLE ENTENDRES
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November 4th, 2009 at 9:54 am
Vodka says:
I finally watched that episode last night. I love when they drink wine during the competition. Cocktails would be even better. And maybe floories too. |
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November 4th, 2009 at 10:01 am
Freedom Chipmunk says:
So you’re saying that beautiful women who like to cook also enjoy a small penis???? Where is the fucking sign-up sheet?!?!?! |
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November 4th, 2009 at 10:06 am
Danger Guerrero says:
@ Vodka Did you say COCK-tails? /table erupts in laughter |
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November 4th, 2009 at 10:08 am
Leapin_Lizards says:
yeah, eat those shallots baby…eat em up…wait, slow down…don’t eat them so fast…UNNNNGHHHHHH |
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November 4th, 2009 at 10:39 am
Freedom Chipmunk says:
A little something for the people … don’t be fooled, it’s very, very, very funny. |
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November 4th, 2009 at 10:47 am
Lenny says:
I’m still troubled that she won’t put meat in her mouth. |
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November 4th, 2009 at 10:55 am
Enrico Pallazzo says:
Where can I get on of these penis packs? /David Hyde Pierce |
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November 4th, 2009 at 11:39 am
StuScottBooyahs says:
Ho. Ly. Shit. |
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November 4th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
Strange Botwin says:
Padme meet Padma. Padma, Padme. ~ David Letterman |
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November 4th, 2009 at 2:23 pm
CrabApple says:
I would love to date a vegetarian. You just boil a cabbage and they think you cooked them a meal. |
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November 4th, 2009 at 3:05 pm
StuScottBooyahs says:
Padme meet Padma. Padma, Padme. ~ David Letterman “Now make out with each other.” |
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November 5th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
Matt's wife says:
41 seconds is for the weak! Little prick make for big lollipops, just saying. (Not a vegetarian.) |
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