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11.04.09 SEXY WOMEN, SEXY DOUBLE ENTENDRES

I caught this on last week’s “Top Chef” but didn’t see it online until awesomely named reader Matt sent it in: it’s Padma Lakshmi and guest judge Natalie Portman dropping their share of fellatio double entendres in a penis-packed 41 seconds. It’s an absolute delight.

That’s how sex with me is often described, by the way. Not the “absolute delight” part. The penis-packed 41 seconds :(

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SEXY WOMEN, SEXY DOUBLE ENTENDRES

November 4th, 2009 at 9:54 am
Vodka says:

I finally watched that episode last night. I love when they drink wine during the competition. Cocktails would be even better. And maybe floories too.

November 4th, 2009 at 10:01 am
Freedom Chipmunk says:

So you’re saying that beautiful women who like to cook also enjoy a small penis???? Where is the fucking sign-up sheet?!?!?!

November 4th, 2009 at 10:06 am
Danger Guerrero says:

@ Vodka

Did you say COCK-tails?

/table erupts in laughter

November 4th, 2009 at 10:08 am
Leapin_Lizards says:

yeah, eat those shallots baby…eat em up…wait, slow down…don’t eat them so fast…UNNNNGHHHHHH

November 4th, 2009 at 10:39 am
Freedom Chipmunk says:

A little something for the people … don’t be fooled, it’s very, very, very funny.

http://thechive.com/2009/02/this-is-not-funny/

November 4th, 2009 at 10:47 am
Lenny says:

I’m still troubled that she won’t put meat in her mouth.

November 4th, 2009 at 10:55 am
Enrico Pallazzo says:

Where can I get on of these penis packs?

/David Hyde Pierce

November 4th, 2009 at 11:39 am
StuScottBooyahs says:

Ho. Ly. Shit.

November 4th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
Strange Botwin says:

Padme meet Padma. Padma, Padme. ~ David Letterman

November 4th, 2009 at 2:23 pm
CrabApple says:

I would love to date a vegetarian. You just boil a cabbage and they think you cooked them a meal.

November 4th, 2009 at 3:05 pm
StuScottBooyahs says:

Padme meet Padma. Padma, Padme. ~ David Letterman

“Now make out with each other.”

November 5th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
Matt's wife says:

41 seconds is for the weak! Little prick make for big lollipops, just saying. (Not a vegetarian.)

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