SEXY WOMEN, SEXY DOUBLE ENTENDRES
11.04.09I caught this on last week’s “Top Chef” but didn’t see it online until awesomely named reader Matt sent it in: it’s Padma Lakshmi and guest judge Natalie Portman dropping their share of fellatio double entendres in a penis-packed 41 seconds. It’s an absolute delight.
That’s how sex with me is often described, by the way. Not the “absolute delight” part. The penis-packed 41 seconds :(
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41 seconds is for the weak! Little prick make for big lollipops, just saying. (Not a vegetarian.)
Padme meet Padma. Padma, Padme. ~ David Letterman
“Now make out with each other.”
I would love to date a vegetarian. You just boil a cabbage and they think you cooked them a meal.
Padme meet Padma. Padma, Padme. ~ David Letterman
Ho. Ly. Shit.
Where can I get on of these penis packs?
/David Hyde Pierce
I’m still troubled that she won’t put meat in her mouth.
A little something for the people … don’t be fooled, it’s very, very, very funny.
http://thechive.com/2009/02/this-is-not-funny/
yeah, eat those shallots baby…eat em up…wait, slow down…don’t eat them so fast…UNNNNGHHHHHH
@ Vodka
Did you say COCK-tails?
/table erupts in laughter
So you’re saying that beautiful women who like to cook also enjoy a small penis???? Where is the fucking sign-up sheet?!?!?!
I finally watched that episode last night. I love when they drink wine during the competition. Cocktails would be even better. And maybe floories too.