THAT’S ONE SMART PROSTITUTE: ‘Belle de Jour’, the anonymous blogger/columnist who inspired the Showtime series “Secret Diary of a Call Girl,” revealed herself to be Dr. Brooke Magnanti, who has a PhD in informatics, epidemiology and forensic science. Her specialties include developmental neurotoxicology, cancer epidemiology… and handjobs! [Times Online]
SORRY, NO DEAD HOOKER JOKES TODAY: One of the brothel workers from HBO’s “Cat House” was found murdered in Oklahoma City. Brooke Phillips, 21, who was pregnant at the time of her death, was shot to death and left in a house that was subsequently set on fire. Cheerful stuff. [Telegraph]
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/looks in trunk
“I’ve never seen so many dead hookers!”
“God knows I have…”
Pics or it didn’t happen, Dr. Whore.
A PhD in informatics? I’m pretty sure that was made up. Btw, I always tell chicks I’ve got a PhD = pretty huge dick.
The real tragedy here is that the Johns who turned up at the cat house to bang a pregnant chick had to make do with the fatties.
Danger, their best friend is a talking pie!
Shot and lit on fire. Somebody has been playing Modern Warfare 2.
Jesus, and I thought my old boss let me go in an unprofessional manner.
SMART HOOKER, DEAD HOOKER
FOX Reality show producer: (stroking chin) I’m intrigued. Go on…
Looks like this is one cat *sunglasses* who only had one life…
YEEEAAAAHHHHHHH Cough. Cough. *coughs up a fur ball*
New Disclaimer: “No hookers were actually murdered in the writing of this joke.”