Comments on: SNL’S TWILIGHT SPOOF: ‘FIRELIGHT’

By: Martin

Martin — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:18:01 +0000

I thought it was actually better than usual. I even laughed a few times. And yeah, she’s hot and all, but Taylor Swift’s face freaks me the fuck out.

By: I Have No Avatar

I Have No Avatar — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 16:31:09 +0000

Is it wrong that I want to fuck the shit out of that chick?

By: Enrico Pallazzo

Enrico Pallazzo — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:54:33 +0000

I can’t believe that Swift performed even after Peter King stepped on her gown. LOFTY PERFORMANCE. Swift defines clutch.

By: Burnsy

Burnsy — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:23:29 +0000

Setting: SNL cast meeting
Date: Friday

Lorne Michaels: “Look, I know you all want to do a Kanye spoof, but we don’t have a black cast member.”
Kenan Thompson: “Um, excuse me?”
Lorne Michaels: “Again, we don’t have a black cast member.”

By: Danger Guerrero

Danger Guerrero — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:16:22 +0000

Hey baby, ever seen cherries and a banana grow on the same bush?

/slapped
//smiles
///slapped again

By: Burnsy

Burnsy — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:15:08 +0000

Taylor’s the kind of girl that I’d go to the grocery store and buy the $6 bottle of fancy maple syrup so I could pour it in her ass crack.