Comments on: STEPHEN COLBERT VS. MIRACLE WHIP

By: ella

ella — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:35:19 +0000

Yeah Colbert automatically wins in this “war”, I think whoever was responsible for the Miracle Whip ad made it even funnier by responding to Stephen Colbert. They said not to tone it down, so yeah, they might as well go for it, look ridiculous, and get more attention.

By: Leapin_Lizards

Leapin_Lizards — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 21:19:42 +0000

I never want to see a post about mayo that features the phrase “in your face” ever again please.

(Seriously though…don’t eat this stuff or mayonnaise. It’s quite possibly the worst thing your body can process besides hydrogenated oil. If you need to make a tuna sandwich or something use plain yogurt or sour cream mixed with olive oil)

/the more you know

By: Olivia Melikhov

Olivia Melikhov — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 20:29:50 +0000

Check out Miracle Whip’s video from his show last night on our Facebook page: http://bit.ly/46jRNX

By: Strange Botwin

Strange Botwin — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 19:33:45 +0000

Also, if you were going to post about the Rapport, you should have talked about and put up the video of Colbert shaving Woody Harrelson’s head while singing the national anthem in 2 part harmony. F’ing surreal.

By: J.L. White

J.L. White — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 19:01:17 +0000

Is there any way that Miracle Whip can be 10% more Rastafarian?

By: Deebs

Deebs — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 18:37:27 +0000

For some reason, I have the voice of David Cross in my head singing, “Henderson Valley Eggs… You’re gonna LOVE our eggs…….!”

By: CrabApple

CrabApple — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 18:20:50 +0000

I will raise you all a nasty pint of sour cream.

Scientists have a better understanding of gravity than they do people’s love of sour cream. It makes everything worse and if Taco Bell ever mistakenly puts it on my burrito again I will unleash hell on them.

By: Strange Botwin

Strange Botwin — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 18:18:07 +0000

This just in — Miracle Whip is amazing. It’s the only salad dressing like product with 8 kinds of semen in every serving. I only eat miracle whip, the spread with jizzicity.

By: Taco_Jones

Taco_Jones — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 16:57:20 +0000

All this time I was spreading Miracle Whip on my Pop Tarts I had no idea I was being a rebel.

By: Grimey

Grimey — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 16:45:34 +0000

What’s with all these hot sauce ads on the Wanda Sykes Show?