Last week Ellen Degeneres did Halloween pranks on all of her guests, and nobody got it worse than Taylor Swift, who collapsed in a heap when Ellen jumped out and scared her. And if she pooped her pants, I certainly wouldn’t blame her. Nothing’s scarier than a yelling lesbian.

While we’re on the subject of Taylor Swift, this seems like a good time to mention that she’ll be the host and musical guest for “Saturday Night Live” this weekend. So here’s the question: will they go straight for the Kanye West interruption jokes in the monologue, or will they hold off a little while to base a skit around it? I say, why not both? Hell, add it to Weekend Update, too. Just do 90 minutes of everyone interrupting everything. It can’t not work!