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11.02.09 TAYLOR SWIFT SOILED HERSELF

Last week Ellen Degeneres did Halloween pranks on all of her guests, and nobody got it worse than Taylor Swift, who collapsed in a heap when Ellen jumped out and scared her. And if she pooped her pants, I certainly wouldn’t blame her. Nothing’s scarier than a yelling lesbian.

While we’re on the subject of Taylor Swift, this seems like a good time to mention that she’ll be the host and musical guest for “Saturday Night Live” this weekend. So here’s the question: will they go straight for the Kanye West interruption jokes in the monologue, or will they hold off a little while to base a skit around it? I say, why not both? Hell, add it to Weekend Update, too. Just do 90 minutes of everyone interrupting everything. It can’t not work!

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TAYLOR SWIFT SOILED HERSELF

November 2nd, 2009 at 1:07 pm

Pete says:

Ugh I can’t believe Swift let that young boy hug her. I hope she didn’t give her gay. At least maybe she caught a little whiff of Portia De Rossi’s scent…

November 2nd, 2009 at 1:24 pm

Enrico Pallazzo says:

Or SNL could do 90 minutes of people shitting their pants. It would be a tribute to the comedic stylings of Kenan Thompson.

November 2nd, 2009 at 1:26 pm

Punch Rockgroin says:

Or Taylor Swift could just get nude.

November 2nd, 2009 at 1:33 pm

Strange Botwin says:

See, now I’m SURE Taylor Swift was sexually abused at about age 10. That’s a classic “freeze” response. She reacted like a traumatized rabbit. Then see how she hugs her victimizer afterward? Yep.

November 2nd, 2009 at 1:34 pm

Danger Guerrero says:

@ Enrico

That idea would allow them to rerun lots of old commercials: Colon Blow, Oops I Crapped My Pants, etc

November 2nd, 2009 at 1:39 pm

Burnsy says:

Her pants, my chest. It’s all the same.

November 2nd, 2009 at 3:27 pm

booferama says:

I can’t wait to see Kenan Thompson as Kanye West. He’ll interrupt either in the cold open or during the monologue. That’s the kind of predictable comedy that’s earned SNL so many years on air.

November 2nd, 2009 at 6:15 pm

Leapin_Lizards says:

I have been out of North America for a year, but I don’t get why this bitch is famous. NO IDEA.

November 3rd, 2009 at 10:06 pm

VinceA says:

I know I’m a day late with this, but does anyone get the feeling that afterwards Ellen left Taylor in the room but told them to keep the cameras going and then kept the footage to herself?