THE COLLECTED WISDOM OF DON DRAPER
11.25.09If you watch “Mad Men,” it’s likely that this video will just make you depressed that there’s another eight or nine months until Season 4 begins. But it’s still great to see some of Don Draper’s best lines. One of “Mad Men’s” strongest suits is its careful writing, and Draper (Jon Hamm) is usually the one to deliver that single powerful line that’s pregnant with layers of meaning. Also pregnant? Your sister. Sorry about that.

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Many of those lines sounded profound but were cringeworthy of David Brent. Is that the point? Man, i should probably commit to this show when it’s shown over here.
Yeah, it’s gonna be a long wait.
/Puts on Gray suit.
//Pours whiskey.
///Clutches rifle.
////Commences pensive thousand-yard stare.
I mean, you have to be a decent actor to be president right? Seriously, Reagan: Ronald Reagan. Bush 1: extra in a 60s Reagan Western. Clinton: Farley-esque comedic greatness. Bush Jr.: Paris Hilton. Obama: Morgan Freeman.
Does anyone else think that Jon Hamm needs to run for president?