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11.04.09 TODAY IS DOG MASSAGE WEDNESDAY

Many of you will remember Maryjean as the instructor in the amazing tutorial about cat massage. Well, now she’s back to teach us about dog massage, and if it’s not quite as terrific as cat massage, that’s only because nothing is as terrific as cat massage. Stick with this one and watch it all the way through; you don’t want to miss the singing that starts around the 3:20 mark.

There’s a lot to enjoy here, but what I like best is that one of the dogs’ names is Henry Wrinkler. As in the Fonz, but with wrinkles. More pets should be named after celebrities. I’m thinking about renaming my dog Ellen Barkin.

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There are 6 comments about:
TODAY IS DOG MASSAGE WEDNESDAY

November 4th, 2009 at 11:40 am
Burnsy says:

I have a pygmy named Abe Vigoata.

November 4th, 2009 at 12:06 pm
Enrico Pallazzo says:

I have a golden retriever named Air Buddy Lembeck.

November 4th, 2009 at 12:14 pm
AEVC again says:

I’ve a Weimeraner called Brian Ballicker.

November 4th, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Upstate Underdog says:

I can’t wait to watch her massage a cock. I’m talking about a male chicken you sick fucks.

November 4th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Deebs says:

Her other dogs are named Tom Barksley, Donnie Mutts, and Scot Ba-ow-whoooooooo.

November 4th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Strange Botwin says:

Mr. Bojangles is really a girl, Mr. Bojangles is really a girl! Probably in the minority here, but I miss that “Dog Show” sketch on SNL.

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