URINATING BEAVER!
11.12.09People, I assure you: this clip of CBS correspondent Debbye Turner Bell getting an eyeful of beaver pee on “The Early Show” is the only safe-for-work video you’re ever going to get if you happen to Google “beaver urinating on woman’s face.” But this is nothing. Over on “The Today Show,” Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb went to a farm and took turns handling an ejaculating cock. Thanks, and tip your waitress.
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Urinating beaver still has nothing on frotterous otter and Auto-erotic asphyxiating ostrich.
If he wanted to make sure the beaver wasn’t wet, he should have asked me for some tips.
I mean, because I study the urination habits of wildlife.
And I’m really bad in bed.
“CBS correspondent Debbye Turner Bell getting an eyeful of beaver pee”
And that’s just our light, fluffy AM talk shows. Your move, Japan.
Most prostitutes will charge you extra for the urinating beaver.
Yet somewhere in the sky, Frank Gifford is drilling into some poo right now.
Meh, it was good, but not worth the 15 second commercial I had to sit through in order to watch it. It’s 2009, anything involving Beaver should be free of advertisements.
That urinating beaver should be in Penthouse.