V (ABC) — I said I was going to watch this last week, then I forgot again. I felt kinda bad about not giving this show a chance until Michael from 5 Second Films sent in the screen cap above. Who’s responsible for parking the handicapped guy on some steps without wheelchair access?
Dancing with the Stars (ABC) — Alicia Keys performs on the results show. Freakishly youthful retard Donny Osmond finished last in the judges voting last night, but the Mormons will probably vote as a bloc to keep him from being eliminated from the final four.
The Biggest Loser (NBC) –Tim Gunn shows up to help out with makeovers. We’re gonna need some more vertical stripes over here.
WWII in HD (History) — Night #3. How’s everyone liking this so far? I dig it, but it’s hard for me to make it through two hours of TV when I’m sick. I’ve taken six naps in the last two days, I can’t lie down on the couch without falling asleep within 15 minutes.
Sons of Anarchy (FX) — Dude. Last week’s episode. Show of hands: who cried?
Melrose Place (CW) — This is the episode where Heather Locklear returns as Amanda Woodward. Honestly, industry people have been talking about it for so damn long that I figured it had already happened, but apparently not. Promo below.


So my 89-year-old grandfather, a German citizen spent Christmas as a 10-year-old homeless and living under a bridge with his family, without his dad. The Great Depression was taking a toll. Left jobless, countless thousands of German families had their homes seized by banks. It felt as if bankers were grinding the citizens up and seizing land from everyone in the sweeping foreclosures that rocked the economy.
His father had been put in jail over the debt, because the bankers and their lawyers decided to put him there (there were still debtor’s prisons in Germany then). The family felt like the banks were trying to not only take their land, but to crush the family itself, to make sure the family never got back up on its feet. His mother did unspeakable things for money – just to keep the children alive.
So 8 years later grandpa joined the SS, and he became an enthusiastic guard at a death camp for only one reason … “His dad’s banker was Jewish, sir.” FUCK!
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– Is this story any less of an excuse than the WWII in HD
– story? Is it OK to kill a person because they are
– affiliated with a group that has harmed your family?
– People need to wake up about moral duplicity.
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WW2 in HD… is sadly a bit lacking, compared to how they made it sound. It’s cool at times, but it gets pretty damn dull.
Wasn’t Melrose Place cancelled like 15 years ago?? What?…what do you mean they brought it back?!?! What’s next a new 90210?…huh, what?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
SOA best show on TB
Haha, my wife was crying at SOA last week. (And I made fun of her so I wouldn’t join…and then I beat her….and then I cried)
SOA: *raises hand*
So my 89-year-old grandfather, a Battle of the Bulge veteran who spent Christmas as a 23-year-old dug into the snow, tried watching the first night of WWII in HD. He couldn’t do it. It was just too real for him. Shit, it was almost too real for me. Especially the part where the American G.I. shot the 14 Germans for only one reason … “He’s Jewish sir.” FUCK!
I didn’t cry during SoA last week, but I got something in my eyes while watching WWII in HD. Especially watching them get ready for D-Day and listening to Eisenhower’s speech.
STRANDED WHEELCHAIR GUY
We’re ignoring the real issue – how did he get up there in the first place?
Show of hands: who cried?
I dinna cry when me own father was hung for stealing a pig…but I’ll cry now.
/still actually needs to catch up on that show. But I probably will cry, assuming I still have some tears left after doing my long division homework.
//probably overdoing it with the Simpsons references.
After 90 minutes of SAMCRO I cried testosterone. That show mans you right up.
Leela should win 40 emmy awards for that milf rack she sports.
Christ, I’m going to cry right now if I think about that scene again.
I would be enjoying WW2 in HD if History Channel Canada wasn’t busy showing complete crap instead.
hahaha very relieved to hear i wasnt the only one who lost it that..
first was unexpectedly hit by seeing Tig so upset at what must have been Donna
and then the revelation.. the reaction.. the heartbreaking delivery.. Jax kissing her hands then supporting Clay.. jesus christ my mouth was agape and there were tears.
Seriously. Katey Segal’s Emmy tape. she just won the award.
I blubbered like a bitch at the end of Sons last week, anyone not watching that show is a douche.
Not only has Wheelchair Guy been left stranded, Trolley Lady has stolen his hubcaps.
I’ll admit, I got a bit misty during the rape revelation. Not because it was heartbreaking, but because Jax and Hellboy’s revenge on Rollins is going to be glorious.
I first read the second entry as “Dancing with the Stairs” and I figured it referred to what would happen when the handicapped guy tried to get down.