FRIDAY: There is nothing good on tonight. Or any Friday night. Ever. It’s television’s collective hangover from blowing its wad on Thursday night.
SATURDAY: Assorted college football. Check local listings and Every Day Should Be Saturday for more. Later, January Jones hosts “Saturday Night Live.” She was actually a comedic actress before landing “Mad Men,” so there’s justification for setting your expectations too high. Pictured: Jones on “Late Night” earlier this week after playing beer pong with Jimmy Fallon.
SUNDAY: Your usual allotment of NFL action, punctuated by Patriots-Colts on Football Night in America (NBC). I’ll be rooting for the Pats because Tom Brady is so handsome on my fantasy team some reason that isn’t gay. Also:
The Simpsons (Fox) — Say what you will about it falling off, but at least it wasn’t created by Seth MacFarlane. If you prefer to watch funny cartoons, you may wish to instead catch ‘Venture Bros.” on Cartoon Network at midnight.
Untamed & Uncut (Animal Planet) — Animal Planet is now officially making its shows sound like porn titles.
WWII in HD (History) — Starts at 9:00 Eastern/8:00 Central. If you don’t watch this, just plan on not participating at Warming Glow next week. And forget about getting a Christmas card from me. Watch preview clips here.
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That Steelers jersey kind of destroys my January Jones boner. Is there nothing Pittsburgh can’t ruin?
no, there isn’t..especially other teams super Bowls
Polamalu is the epitome of greatness at what he does..fallon?..not so much!
Sheesh…sorry guy.
Can’t we all just get along and wank to pictures of January Jones?
More Importantly – HOW IS JIMMY FALLON BIGGER THAN POLAMALU?
That Steelers jersey kind of destroys my January Jones boner. Is there nothing Pittsburgh can’t ruin?
I finally bit the bullet and got Mad Men from Netflix. Only had time to watch the first episode, but I’ll be damned if you all weren’t correct – show is really good.
But I got bad news…that red head is fat. There. I said it.
That over-hyphenated spam comment is actually a breath of fresh air compared to the commenter pissing contest from the last few posts.
Lizards, Zack, Don T. – I’d like to strongly suggest everyone help themselves to a tall glass of “Be funny or STFU” and move along.
WWII in HD is freakin’ awesome.
LiKe ThIs?
@don turtuccio: Jesus Christ what a waste of valuable keystrokes. Get over yourself already. Also, you should try out the “shift” key, it’s just below the “caps lock” which I can see you’ve already mastered.
gee… i would make a comment about how hot jj looks but i am afraid that LIZARDS would be a little bitch. how dare i ever look up a word like “boffo” to agree with a fellow commenter that a dumb word would have to be made up by a dumb magazine like VARIETY
Eh, there is The Soup on Friday…but that’s a dish best served hungover late Saturday morning on the DVR.