V (ABC) — Pilot episode (you can watch the first eight minutes here). Huge spaceships hover over Earth’s major cities, and the alien leader delivers a message of peace. I liked it better when the aliens delivered a message of “die” and then Will Smith punched them in the face and gave them a cold. Welcome ta Earf.
Sons of Anarchy (FX) — I have nothing to say about this show that Matt hasn’t said already. Just letting you know it’s on.
NCIS (CBS) — Two murdered marines are found on Mark Harmon’s boat. Based on a true story (Mark Harmon is hardcore).
NCIS: Los Angeles (CBS) — A marine falls to his death at a party, and the investigation reveals his double life. Ooo, I hope his double life was as an actor on a show I’d watch.
So You Think You Can Dance (Fox) — You know who thinks he can dance? The guy in the video below.
Video via buzzfeed:
This guy dances like Michael Jackson whenever he’s waiting for the bus. Apparently, someone noticed this guy outside his office window and filmed him over a 15-month period.
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I love how every new show has an obligatory negro
I enjoyed Supergirl from Smallville’s appearance as the alien succubus. If she wanted me to toss it in her lizard twat masquerding as beautiful vag, well, she’d already be pregnant.
Don’t worry, LOSTJuliet has her own “welcum ta Earf” moment towards the end. It’s not all puppies and rainbows.
Man, that guy can smoke AND dance at the same time? The ads were true, he’s alive with pleasure!
Morena Baccarin is still hot even with that dykey haircut.
I know someone else is tending the store b/c Marines is always capitalized. Don’t let the former Marine see that!
@llama. I’m guessing, based on the fact he wears a nametag necklace thingy in each shot, that it’s part of his work uniform. Or the nametag necklace thingy might be holding his, um, discount bus pass.
The guy in the video – he is also wearing the same blue collared shirt unbuttoned in every shot.
Oh shit. Matt will go nuts that NCIS has been listed on here.
Everybody hide!