11.08.09 WHAT’S ON TONIGHT: ‘MAD MEN’ FINALE

Mad Men (AMC) — Season 3 finale. Can it be as depressing as each of the last two weeks? Probably. Especially considering that there’s no “Mad Men” next Sunday.

Keeping Up with the Kardashians (E!) — Oh look, it’s Khloe’s bullsh-t wedding to Lamar Odom.

Football Night in America (NBC) — Cowboys at Eagles. I need Miles Austin to save one of my fantasy teams, but if he plays well I’ll almost certainly lose in my other league where I’m playing against him. Note to everyone: do NOT play fantasy football.

Family Guy Presents: Seth & Alex’s Almost Live Comedy Show (Fox) — NOT sponsored by Microsoft!

Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (ABC) — Yahoo: “James Terpenning has beaten the odds. He was crippled by polio, abandoned as an infant in Vietnam, got bumped from a plane that was supposed to airlift him out of the country only to learn that the plane crashed and killed everyone aboard, and ended up being adopted by an American family.” Kelly Pickler and her glorious fake cans show up to help James get a new home.

Bored to Death (HBO) — Season finale. I wouldn’t bother, but then I found out that John Hodgman punches Jason Schwartzman’s stupid face. For the record: you can’t spell “Schwartzman” without “shart.”

Californication (Showtime) — I haven’t spent nearly enough time praising this show this season, but bravo to Hank Moody for laying pipe to a fantastic collection offemale characters. And cheers to a confident, sexy writer character to make up for Schwartzman’s fictional Jonathan Ames.

Tool Academy (VH1) — Season finale. I don’t know what’s sadder: the fact that this show crowns a “winner,” or that that person gets $100,000. Probably the $100,000. Yeah, that’s more upsetting.