Sons of Anarchy (FX) — It’s the season’s penultimate episode, and I’m pretty damn excited about it. Of course, someone always has to pee in the Cheerios: in this rambling Salon article, a writer needs SEVEN PARAGRAPHS of talking about herself before she can get to the point of criticizing the show. I’m so pissed at the terrible expository writing that I haven’t even gotten around to disagreeing with her assessment. Apparently Salon is where you take your contrarian BS when it’s not good enough for Slate.
V (ABC) — It’s the last episode before the show goes on a three-month hiatus. I wonder if they’ll get the handicapped guy off the stairs.
Dancing with the Stars (ABC) — Season finale. Ugh. Anyone but Donny Osmond.
NCIS: Los Angeles (CBS) — “NCIS” co-star Pauley Perette (the cute goth Navy forensic analyst, because those exist) travels west to guest star.
Table for 12 (TLC) — Followed by an episode of 18 Kids and Counting. That’s 30 more reasons to hate Jon and Kate Gosselin.
Colbert Report (Comedy Central) — Norah Jones will be on the show. I hope that’s cause enough for Colbert to sing; when he shaved Woody Harrelson’s head as they sang “The Star-Spangled Banner” in harmony was pretty amazing.
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Leaping:
I think it’s solely FX, but that means you can watch episodes on Hulu.
http://www.hulu.com/search?query=sons+of+anarchy&st=1
They have the last four episodes before this one up now, and that should be up within the next week, I think.
Hey, I fast forward with muh DVR too. Which makes me pay close attention so I can time it just right to start at the TV-MA notice. Which makes me notice just how fucking long those commercial breaks are even while 3x FFd’ing.
Anyone know if SOA is on any other network but FX?
//doesn’t live in Canada or US
//gets 20 Mexican soap operas instead
Holy shit, that was good. And yeah, I wait until the DVR has a half-hour under it before watching. Commercials can suck it.
I for one did not notice the frequency nor the duration of commercial breaks. DVR-uh is the shit!
Also, that episode kicked major ass.
oh yea, and lem is in the sons now? awesome.
after ripping the show apart for the entire article she goes on to say “On the other hand, “Sons of Anarchy” is one of the only reasonably entertaining dramas on TV right now…” and then talks about how she’ll be watching it.
perfect way to end the article after the whole ‘having said that’ talk on the curb finale.
long live the sons.
Holy shit was that SoA episode awesome. Anybody else notice the unpleasant length and frequency of the commercial breaks?
“On “The Shield,” even when Vic Mackey backed himself into a mess of conflicting entanglements, at the end of almost every episode he was holding a trump card. I don’t know how the writers pulled that off, but it made the show consistently satisfying.”
The Salon writer sounds like the kind of bitch that would love Entourage because ZOMG HOW DO THE BOYS ALWAYS MANAGE TO MAKE THINGS WORK OUT FOR THEMSELVES IN THE END IT’S SO AMAZING!!!!
Seriously, someone should punch that bitch in her uterus. And her ugly face. She’s probably cooped up in a crappy studio apartment somewhere with her two cats wondering why no one wants to be inside of something that’s never been touched like her’s.
Sounds like Heather needs some serious deep dickin. Or maybe her man, or woman, needs to own her pussy.
Yessss, I commented that you should mention the Woody head shaving a week ago, so for obeying my command, I shall listen to your interview with 98 Rock out of Baltimore: http://thejoint.98online.com/_Warming-Glow-TV-Audio-Blog/audio/599530/13306.html
I read the Salon Article and I feel dumber for having read it. She obviously resides in California, single and living with a guy who won’t marry her, went to a second tier school, tried to write a novel but couldn’t get anyone to publish it and has a really large ass. Left me know if I’m wrong. Love to hear from you. Thanks
“The line ‘Men need to own their pussy’ rings through my head like a really bad Allman Brothers song.”
So…not only does she not know television, but she doesn’t know music either. Something so lewd would never show up on an ABB album. Nashville Pussy or Drive-By Truckers, maybe, and even then it wouldn’t contextually mean what she wants it to mean.
That Colbert Report is a repeat from last week … at least I’m pretty sure it was Norah Jones singing and not Colbert in drag.
This might make me a Cheerios pisser, but I think that Colbert Report is a repeat. I’m not sure, but I think I watched that two weeks ago.