WHAT’S ON TONIGHT: WHOLE LOTTA MEH
11.09.09
Gossip Girl (CW) — I still can’t care any less about this show, but I sure do like looking at Blake Lively and Leighton Meester. Apparently Meester’s new single debuts during tonight’s episode, and I was going to link to the YouTube video of it because she looks damn sexy, but then it got pulled for copyright infringement. Then I was going to link to the song only, but it sounds terrible and I respect you too much to do that. (full version of banner pic here)
Lopez Tonight (TBS) — Series premiere. Can it be a finale as well? Because that would be nice.
CSI: Miami (CBS) — Tonight marks the beginning of CSI’s three-part crossover this week. I guess I could make a “threesome” pun and put some shades on, but I don’t want to get too predictable.
House (Fox) — If the promos are to be believed, House shows up to an ’80s party dressed as a character from the 181780s. How embarrassing! How embarrassing that I essentially told that joke three years ago on With Leather, that is.
Two and a Half Men (CBS) — The kid who plays the half-man is now 16 and planning to go to college, and I saw in some article he’s not even sure he wants to be an actor. Sounds about right. He has a long, full life of taxidermy and sex crimes ahead of him.
Monday Night Football (ESPN) — Steelers-Broncos. Blech, two of my least-favorite teams. Which is to say: my least-favorite team and a team I didn’t want to be good this season. I’ll be getting drunk at the live-blog at KSK; please do stop by and leave some funny comments.
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I find it funny that, in this situation, YOU’RE the douchebag.
Not the guys who know way too much about old timey fashion.
You could have said 1480s and any straight male wouldn’t have batted a lovely manicured eyelash.
Point taken. The only thing I’m guilty of is not paying very close attention to a television ad.
Yeah, Ufford, don’t you have a degree in history from some fancy school or something?
/Ufford’s professors told them they wouldn’t have to know dates.
House looks to be dressed as his character from Man in the Iron Mask
Yea, holy fucking shit Ufford!!1!
House shows up in 1780′s garb, not 1880′s. Take a fucking history class, or at least look at some photographs, you ponce.
Maybe House is dressing as his old character from the Black Adder series like Nathan Fillion did on Castle last week with his Serenity “space cowboy” outfit.
Big Bang Theory is on.
That intro is AMAZING when you are baked.