11.05.09 WORST. EPISODE. EVER.

She loves “crime scene investigating”, but doesn’t know the word “forensics”. I’m not surprised, but I’m still disappointed.

What, was coldplay unavailable?

/vomits

A pair of vapid whores, no doubt, but…..is that shot from the episode? Because if so, it’s going on dvr with the mute button on.

Kim thinks forensic science is when she uses a black light to show her dry cleaner the bad stains.

No, no. They’re just working with the wrong directors. Let’s see what Lexington Steele or Rocco Sifredi can do with them.

To the people who watch CSI: NY, these whores could actually pass as high school cheerleaders.

I’m excited too… in my pants area.

I never want to hear an unemployed person – who gets paid tens of thousands of dollars to show up to clubs – say they wish they had a job. Stop being so GD stupid! Everyone else in the world, even the people who are crime scene investigators, wish they could be a pseudo-famous person who does nothing for insanely large sums of money.

I never thought I’d be so uninterested in watching something whose description featured the words “Kim Kardashian,” “Vanessa Minillo,” and “Train.”