Comments on: YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS: ’2012′ SEQUEL COMING TO TV

By: Cock Flashy

Cock Flashy — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:51:39 +0000

“Here we go again……

….

….again….”

By: Jessica Dwyer

Jessica Dwyer — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:52:25 +0000

So are we to believe that they’ll cast Joan Cusack in drag to play her brother in this series since you know John won’t be in it.

By: StuScottBooyahs

StuScottBooyahs — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:00:23 +0000

After the movie, there are some people who survive and the question is how will these survivors build a new world and what will it look like.

This has only been done 23,286,451 times.

By: Enrico Pallazzo

Enrico Pallazzo — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:58:41 +0000

Let me guess…the “survivors” will be white people, one asian, one black guy, maybe an Indian, and a bunch of decent looking broads?

By: porky1

porky1 — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:55:02 +0000

I meant shows that carry a main cast from the movie. Though maybe Crash the Series has some of the movie actors. I wouldn’t know; I wouldn’t watch anything Crash-related unless a free hat was involved.

By: Matt

Matt — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:45:39 +0000

@Porky1 — See also: “Crash” on Starz.

By: porky1

porky1 — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:35:25 +0000

And with that, Roland Emmerich damned us to a new era of Hollywood “synergy”. If this even pretends to succeed, we’ll see a rash of low-budget, no-name cast “movies” that are actually nothing more than glorified TV pilots.

What’s next? Star Trek, the TV series?

By: Pauly Dangerously

Pauly Dangerously — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:35:18 +0000

Everyone knows Jesus can’t swim with the holes in his hands.

That’s why he walks on water instead.

By: Leapin_Lizards

Leapin_Lizards — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:25:41 +0000

Hey, Scott Wolf has to make his paper somehow…

By: wehavehair

wehavehair — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:11:37 +0000

See, I was all set to make a joke about The Road, and then you had to go and bring Waterworld into it. And that, sir, is why you have the blog and I sit down in the comments being unfunny.